Turn His Frown Upside Down…

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Talkin’ to myself and feelin’ old,
Sometimes I’d like to quit,
Nothin’ ever seems to fit,
Hangin’ around,
Nothin’ to do but frown,
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

-The Carpenters

If Sally Struthers were still alive she’d tell you to be this little boy’s friend for only pennies per day. Think about how much time you spend here learning about the shit you like. Some school would charge you thousands for the privilege of sitting with one of their top educators. You give a multiplex theater a dub for a ticket and snacks and they give you 4-5 hours of entertainment.

I’m not making this pitch to all of you that regularly send me shit in the mail or hand off packages to me [ll] when you come thru New York City. I make this appeal to all of you that have gained something of value on these pages and believe in letting the dollars circulate. I overstand your desire to get free shit and I need for you to understand my desire to keep giving it to you raw and unkut [ll]. There is the button right there on the sidebar looking you in the face.

prA’li

^ BTW, you can click on this also

If you can’t donate to the movement because this is your temporary recurring deficits week maybe instead of using the old mouf word ‘probably’, or even the ghey version ‘prolly’, you might could use prA’li in your speech and text with others. This movement won’t move without you.

If you refuse to say ‘internets’ or ‘prA’li’ but you still enjoy DallasPenn.com for your entertainment and pleasure at least be his Facebook friend.

6 Responses to “Turn His Frown Upside Down…”

  1. slliMMills says:

    AInt no prolly about it…i use prA’li (all the time) and (II)..

  2. $yk says:

    Gimme a wk or 2, I’ma snail mail u.

  3. getthesenets says:

    I’m on it

  4. LC says:

    I need to pay you in royalties for all the times i say fux, prA’li and INTERNETS!
    But its gonna have to wait. Maybe sometime i’ll just ship a pair of shoes to you (not that you need any more) I’m playin, we can awlays use more shoes

  5. fosterakahunter says:

    Imma get on it. Don’t blow (II) it all in the same place.

  6. There is the button right there on the sidebar looking you in the face.

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