I blacked the fux out Monday night off the Belvedere.
Belvy was the sponsor for a self-pour holiday party.
The party was in a suite in the swanky Gramercy Park Hotel.
I easily poured myself a dozen rounds with cranberry and o.j.
Worse than blacking out was the fact that I drove all the way back home to Long Island.
I won’t do this ever again.
I will black out on Belvedere again.
I just won’t ever drink and drive again.
*pinky swears to the internets*
you lucky… pigs on the LIE are always looking to pull you over
DP – Take it from me. Nassau ain’t playing on that Dee Wee. I got raked over the coals when I got knocked. I get annoyed when I think of the money it cost me, I could have had a personal Escalade driver for a year when I totaled it all up. Trust me lord, the cost of even getting your shit towed the next day is a mere pittance for getting knocked for swerving in LI. Look up Kathleen Rice’s appearance on 60 Minutes. I’m just glad she didn’t make State AG.
crash in BK next time, DP, waaaaaay too much can go wrong heading back.
SIC, I’ll tell you tho’, I rarely say this but I do wish there were more cops keeping shit sane on the Belt Parkway. I know traffic sucks balls in the day but going 100 mph at night isn’t how folks should make up for it.
i find myself in many a black out situation and my advice is to count it as a victory
I have much experience in this dept. my drink of choice is the screwdriver and you best believe that if there are free drinks to be had as with anything else cheap or discount i will over do it and get as much as i possibly can. So with this mode of operation Im not always sure how i get us home but i always end up in bed, kicks all scuffed up and clothes thrown every where and half eaten taco bell. it must be the taco bell that gets me home. eat taco bell.
i find myself in many a black out situation and my advice is to count it as a victory.
i blacked out and lost almost 4 hours. i was drinking to many different things and absinthe. even though i saw pictures and my friends were telling me the stuff i was doing. i was walking, talking, interacting with other people and acting the fool of course. also drinking some more i couldn’t remember a fucking thing. i snapped out of it when my friend was smacking me on the head yelling at me to drink water. fuck you absinthe i will never drink you again. i usually can drink anything and i would be okay the one night i added you into the mix. i was insulting ladies. drinking pbr’s the most digusting beer in the world. taking off my shirt telling people to smell me. what kinda crazy shit is that. i can never live that shit down.
my number rule if you going drink alot have your peoples with you. they know you enough about you. that they can figure out when your not really in control. smack you on the head make you snap out of it get some water in your system. make sure you get home safe.