Sean Price told me to stop fuxing with Snickers. He was like, “Snickers is made to look like a Black man’s penis, and what the fux is that nougat shit that always be hanging from people’s lips?” ROFL.
True to life if you’re a hardbody rapper you might should avoid candy bars before you end up spitting candy bars. So here’s a collection of pauseworthy candy bar pics. And don’t act like Sean P ain’t warn you…
yeah i’m officially done with any kind of candy bar after this post. DP, if i’m around you and you see me holding, asking for or eating a candy bar, smack the shit out of my hand please.
thank you
ROTFLMAO…YO P, YOU STOOOPS KID!!! EVER SINCE THE 80’S I’VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THE HELL A “NOUGAT” WAS TOO. DALLAS, NO ONE CAN TACKLE SUBJECTS LIKE THIS WITH THE HUMOR THAT YOU DO…SHOUT OUT TO SEAN P FOR PUTTING THE HILARIOUS THOUGHT IN YOUR BRAIN….WE NEED THE ‘LO END THEORY SOON MY G’z!! THE MANDEX-WEARING, CREAMY NOUGAT CRAVERS ARE STILL WINNING THE BATTLE…
I’m sorry I ever read this because I LOVE Snickers and now I’ll never be able to eat them with a straight face. Guess it’s just Reese’s for me now.
And no, I don’t want to know what you think they look like.
dont eat M&M’s either
chocolate balls in ya mouth
or whoppers
chocolate balls in ya mouth
3 musketeers have 3 dudes sword fighting on the wrapper…..pause
gay candy bar
eat a york peppermint patty
be safe
and NEVER EVER!!!!!!!! EAT COCONUT LONG BOYS SUPER PAUSE
SOMETIMES U FEEL LIKE A NUT {!!}
SOMETIMES U DONT
CHICO STIXS
DONT EAT CHICO’S STIX {!!}
REESES “HEY U PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER”{!!}
ANAL SEX CANDY????
I HAVE A WHOLE THEORY ON HOMOPHOBIC CANDY!!!
EVEN JUICY FRUIT GUM
“TAKE A SNIFF PULL IT OUT”{!!}
“THE TASTE IS GONNA MOVE YOU WHEN U POP IT IN YA MOUTH”{!!}
GAY SNITCHES EAT FRUIT TELLAS
“And This Has Been A presentation of: Deep Thoughts By Sean Price”
Yo Sean P And Dallas Penn Should have a live broadcast show discussing these topics, teaching the streets not fux with gay candy bars and etc.
I don’t know, Snickers are the G.O.A.T. and they put out the Peanut butter SQURE’S verison; they taste legendary(Reese needs to collaborate). Squre’s aren’t penis shaped Or what about mini-snickers?
MINI SNICKER
BABY DICKS IN YA MOUTH
2CATCH A PREDATOR SNACKS
Lmfao @ this post
*empties freezer of candy bars*
lmao @ kimbo price. Resse’s.peanut butter cups, it is.
Sean P still kills me with the Coconut Longboys.
You also hit [||] on Freshen-Up Gum that you pop in your mouth bite down and sweet juices ooze out. Lemme just [||] that again.
You can also add in Blow Pops and “Big Blo” joints if you’re feeling extra insecure about it…
Sean Price spits gold from his lips, never nougat
whats good with kit-kats then
F it, just stick to some bomb ass see’s candy pieces
payday chocolate bars.
enough said.
UNEXPECTED REVIEW BUT I’D RATHER FUX WIT A TWIX, DEM BY FAR THE TASTIEST ONES! DAT CARAMEL SHIT WIT DAT SHORTBREAD IS MAMACITA!
IN MY COUNTRY WE USUALLY ASK A LADY IF SHE’D RATHER HAVE A TWIX… OR A SNICK… DEPENDING ON WHERE WE AT…
great advice and hilarious as well.
up here in Canada we’ve got one called “Oh Henry!”…it looks more like a deuce then anything.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2950047176_1d20ce64dd.jpg
all candy bars are suspect except nestle crunch
never put big brown bars in ya mouth{!!}
Yo, P and Ghost need to do a whole series of youtube videos or podcasts where they just give you random thoughts on different topics. Just co-hosting a show where they talk mad shit.
THIS MAY BE THE POST OF THE YEAR.
mr. goodbar……