A Letter From The Management…

Why so sad Kobe? DallasPenn.com is back on the internets.

It’s been so long since I’ve done a weblog post I almost forget how the formatting here works. The site has been on suspension by the server host because we haven’t upgraded the WordPress engine in about 6 years. Yeah, basically since the site has been on the web. The site has been getting hacked to death in recent months and it started to compromise the host server’s operations so they puled the plug until I got the upgrade.

I considered whether it was even worth my time to come back here on the site since I’m making sick amounts of YouTube videos along with the Internets Celebrities and I do that podcast show with Combat Jack and I have a dayjob and I have a life filled with drinking copious amounts of sponsored alcohol. But thanks to my good friend Robbie from UnKut.com the site’s engine did in fact receive the upgrade. Hopefully it won’t take me another 6 years to maintain this page’s infrastructure.

Now for those of you that truly missed the content on this site I thank you for coming back to us. I had grand ideas of changing the look and feel of the page but in the end I told myself that the content on this page will make up for any fancy bells and whistles you might find somewhere else on these internets. DP.com is, and will always be the illest of the no-frills, the swaggiest of the raggedy, the hi-class of the lo-fi.

I’m gonna drop a few YouTube videos that I’ve produced during the few months the site was suspended just so you can get an idea of what I’ve been up to. Remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger said he’d be back? Well, he ain’t neva lie ’bout that.

13 Responses to “A Letter From The Management…”

  1. ADB says:

    Don’t call it a comeback…

  2. Jaislayer says:

    You know a “DP’s Back” record is about to drop any minute now. Welcome back DP. Ive been thinking Arnolds pimp game is stronger than Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, John Edwards, Tiger, Kobe & Jordans put together. Dude let off in the help, had his wife throw his baby mama a baby shower,kept the whole thing a secret for ten years & was elected Governor of California. This ish wasn’t even vetted when he ran for Governor. All pimps & ho’s must salute that man. He gotta get “Pimp of the Decade” for this shit. Pimped his wife & the state of California

  3. Dzheimijs says:

    Glad you back ,Dallas , the los internetos missed u (II)

  4. atifl says:

    CHEA!!!!! been follwoing the videos on youtube DP, but missed the words that the videos compliement. Welcome back my man and long live the internets!!!

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  6. Supreme says:

    Damn it’s good to see you back bruh, a nigga was going through withdrawl & shit on some Pookie shit

  7. haitiansicilians says:

    checkin dallaspenn.com was a daily routine, even when the site was down, glad to see you back

  8. the_dallas says:

    Thanks to y’all for coming back and finding this spot!

  9. LM says:

    Welcome back!

  10. Combat Jack says:

    Holy shit. I din’t even know this was back up. You on that #Newminatti shit b.

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