CLETUS The Fetus is the website’s movie reviewer as well as the greatest rapper not yet born. His wombcarrier picked up a copy of ‘The Inside Man’ DVD so she could masturbate to DENZEL WASHINGTON. CLETUS caught a view of the film through the amniotic fluid and here are his comments…
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It’s a bank robbery movie and JODIE FOSTER is smoking hot. CLIVE OWEN and DENZEL do a whole lot of talking, but JODIE FOSTER is such a tight piece of ass that I wish she were in more scenes — nude. She plays this ballsy whorebitch that has fucked all the boss money players in New York City. She even has the mayor twisted over her bomb ass cooch. I bet she has a clit bigger than CIARA’s that she smacks the Mayor in the face with. When she rolls up on DENZEL she is like, “If you play your cards right I might let you sniff my drawls”. Even though DENZEL is a crooked cop he knows better than to eff with that kind of white meat. That’s the type of joint to make NYC 2006 feel like Mississippi 1906. DENZEL’s got a hot piece of tail at home too. So all in all it was a good film, even though JODIE FOSTER kept her clothes on. I give it three fetuses. |
Good for SPIKE and all of his new funny hats. I think he’s working his way back into the hearts of Tinseltown’s T.I.’s. Just as well too since he is still anti-Semite #1 to all the jewish folks in NYC.
is that fool wearing a hinz ward jerzey?
i’m just sayin’!