RealTime NewsFlash!!!

Awww shit is real in the field, nah’mean?!?! Somebody just got they wig pushed back at the 7-11. I was on my way to this store to pick up two vanilla Dutches and a Double Gulp when I came upon the scene. I tried to piece together what might have happened without asking the police since I don’t want to be seen talking to the jake. No snitching allowed ya’heard?!?

I wonder if that bastard gimp Hindu clerk finally got blasted? That summamabitch tried to charge me extra scrilla for the 44 oz. Slurpee. I was like, “Nahh motherfucker, use the scanner to get the price.” He was pissed off and so was I. Fuck the bullshit I will slap the shit out of a gimp Hindu for no money down. I don’t know what that motherfucker think this is. He better stop watching them ‘Birth of A Nation’ reruns before I shove one of his handlebar crutches up his azz.

So it turns out that the gimpy Hindu clerk wasn’t the one that got merck’d. I wonder if it was the cool azz Haitian brother? How ironic would that be? To escape all the madness in Haiti just to be shot over a pack of Newports and a Quick Pick?!? Then again, I should prah’lee feel sorry for the fool that pulled out on the Haitian. Didn’t he know that Haitians eat people that flash guns on them?!? Damn, that is fucked up if that cool azz Haitian clerk ended up eating one of the customers. That is why I never buy the churritos up in that piece. You never know what kind of meat they be using.

That makes me wonder if it was the Mexican dude that was working there tonight. Mexicans can get gully when they need to. Although I don’t know if you want to defend the cash register of a spot that is only paying you $5.15 an hour. But that is where I underestimate Mexicans because they are pretty loyal for that minimum wage. How fucked up would that be to swim across the Rio Grande and then to sit in back of a darkened, cold 18 wheel trailer to come to Long Island to be shot for a churrito?

6 Responses to “RealTime NewsFlash!!!”

  1. Born7 Malik Allah says:

    @ dallas
    I hit u back 7 on that george the devil clooney. Even if he was joking he really wasn’t joking. He’s a good dude at least he told the truth. The gods bein tellin yall but I geuss yall always gotta get massa’s o.k. If the president or some one of that stature then yall will say ohh word. But since a socalled nigga tell u it don’t hold no weight . You’ll get soon. Be a man.

  2. the_dallas says:

    born,

    whats up brother? I need some help writing pieces for this site why don’t you give me some jawns?

  3. Born7 Malik Allah says:

    @ dallas
    Naa u doin good. I don’t even know what a jawn is. I’m writin this on my sidekick,I don’t have a comp. You almost there god wit the truth. At least u askin. Well let me answer. The term black means dominant look it up . The word man means intelligence. Black is supreme that’s where all shades come from. You should be proud to be called black. The white just tricked u from back in the days called us colered when in fact he the colered man not us. The devil(whitepeople)are decieving. We said don’t call us colered call us black. Then the devil tried to trick us by also puttin derogatory words towards meaning black. Remember he don’t stop trick until u know the trick. So then we started hatin black and wanted to be called african american. Bam!!!! The devil got u callin yourself some bullshit. You not african(a name of a white french explorer jonh africanus) and u aint no fukin american. U are the blackman the dominant supreme intellect . The devil god all that zues hercules shit from seeing how we get down. You said I submit to another mans description. He knows who the fuc I am to, its you that don’t get ,but you will. Keep askin intelligent question . And there you go wit that self hate shit again and don’t even see it. A black dude kill my man down the block, a blackman did this and that. No shit. Some blackperson always gonna trip. Get the fuck up. I don’t give a fuc who killed either one of them dudes cause I got the message either way. That the devil(whiteman)is my enemy . Right or wrong? God stop wit that self hate shit. U bein seeing so much pictures of got being white and perfect that its backfiring on how u percieve selkf . Give up that religion shith black man. 7

  4. Nigeria says:

    Malik whos John Africanus. If you got any info provide some links

  5. Born7 Malik Allah says:

    Africanus conquered the upper part of so called africa then after years of callin that part africa the name just stuck. The original name is akibuland. Check the encyclopedia or internet 4 info. It not hidden knowledge its just the devil aint gonna tell u the truth and shame his selves. He come from the caucus mountains in europe. He lived in the caves there. He’s the caveman that his story talk about. Their savages that’s why they act they way they do. 85% of the world pick up on these characteristics and do the same svage shit.

  6. the_dallas says:

    born,

    I did the knowledge for you early in the game by extracting an online resource for people to view the history of the God and the Earths.

    Now you got to reciprocate by giving people a URL or a written source to your info. you say that these facts are common knowledge and that may be so in your circle, but you disrespect the forum by not giving the reader anything other than your sidekick rants.

    If you won’t help the readers do the knowledge then you have to stop acting like you are doing them a favor?

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