Real Nigga Rules With Sean Price…

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There’s rules to this shit…

You can never say that Sean P isn’t mindful of the old adage ‘Each One, Teach One’. Sometimes he has to teach people by smacking fire from they mouf. Other times he can teach people just by telling them the way to walk right.

Sean P was hoping that by posting these Real Nigga Rules from time to time some of y’all dumb motherfuckers might could gain some understanding and wisdom. Hope springs eternal I suppose. You. Must. Learn…

rnrule 1

You might would be surprised how many people get their lights punched out by not knowing this rule. If you tell someone in the ‘hood to suck your dick you better know how to fight real good. You’ve just ordered them to fellatio. Now why would you do that? Why would you want another man’s mouf on your privates, unless, that’s what you want?

rnrule 2

A dude’s baby moms is a prickly pear. She might be in the process of taking this nigga to family court or some other legal type shit over child support. You don’t wanna be over your man’s house smoking blunts, drinking malt liquors when he finds out you been scraping his BM.

rnrule 4

Real Nigga Rule 4 is connected to RNRule 2 in that children are the treasure of real niggas everywhere. Real Niggas is fathers to they children even if they don’t FUXXX with the baby’s moms. The dudes who remain connected to their children can hope for their kids to also grow up to be real niggas themselves as opposed to these squirrely, snitch ass, sucka ass faggots who unfortunately populate the ‘hood.

More Real Nigga Rules if you follow Sean Price on TWitter.

7 Responses to “Real Nigga Rules With Sean Price…”

  1. Krashone says:

    Teach the truth my g!

  2. BIGNAT says:

    these are life rules.

  3. KingsbridgeArthur says:

    Q for P!: is there a RNR for avoiding, to the best of our ability, bad baby moms?

    Not to imply you don’t love that seed anyway but we all know dudes who’d have been much better off with more judicious family planning.

  4. the_dallas says:

    Condoms Kingsbridge, but even real niggas can get caught out there because baby moms is real niggas too

  5. DirtyJerz says:

    Mandela P!

    Rule#3 “u should always b able to say what u said about another nigga to his face the same way u said it wen he ain’t around or on a social network ”

    Rule 6 : Snitching: if you a old lady or a square then this doesn’t apply to you but if you a so called”REAL NIGGA” shut the fuck up and handle it now if u tell on ya self then that’s on you just don’t bring another nigga down squares are supposed to go to the police and ya mama they not gangsters yadig?

    wise words being spoken.

    Word Is Bawn.

  6. Vee says:

    Wassup D!
    Fuck Dallas Penn, and FUCK YOU ICE CUBE!

    Take care of you kids is freaking and always has been automatic.
    But real talk, brothers abandoning their families ain’t nothing new in America. I could never do it. My son is now 14 months. He definitely looks more like me than his mother. And everyday he’s calling “dad” Da Dad, DAAAAD.”

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