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The story isn’t about another second half meltdown for my Cowboys, but for a glimmer of greatness showing its face in Detroit. The Lions were as piss poor a football team as the city they represent was a former thriving municipality.

The Lions had fallen all the way the fuck off into a veritable abyss, but now in the first month of the 2011 Not For Long season they are one of the only two(2) undefeated teams. Unfortunately for them the other undefeated team is in their division and the reigning Super Bowl champs – The Green Bay Packers.

I don’t know how long these plucky Lions will remain undefeated, but at least their game on Thanksgiving against the Packers will be Must See TV. The DP.com Pick ‘Em Pool is four(4) weeks in and I’m sniffing the leader of the pack like a beagle after the fox. Here’s the lineup prior to Monday nite’s Colts-Bucs tilt…

1 Hookers and Blow 36
2 iToons 34
3 HAIL BLACK SATAN 34
4 King Blair 34
5 I heart Scotch and Football 33
6 Can’t Wait! 32
7 UltraMagnetic 32
8 Big Baby 32
9 Bill Belichick’s Play Stealer 32
10 Duck Dodgers in the 24½th 32
11 cocotaso’s platoon 31
12 RonGz 31
13 Funktastic Voyage 31
14 Lemar Parrish’s Hall Candidacy 31
15 Oh So Silky Smooth 30
16 sabresbills04 30
17 ShowMeYourTDs 29
18 B BOY STANCE 29
19 T-MarT412 29
20 Marinovich Surf Co. 28
21 Big Rils 27
22 Concrete Warriors 26
23 Astronaut Jesus 25
24 Jay Cutlet 25
25 GoBearsGo 25
26 Rathman 24
27 twerkolator rod laver 23
28 Nordic Overdrive 21
29 Stylez The Throne 21
30 Black Belt Jones 20
31 PurplePeopleEaters(II) 19
32 MaybeNextYear 15
33 SubstanzAbuse23 10
34 Vince Young Mature 8
35 BangEmOut 7
36 GRILCHADELPHIA 7
37 Wally Chambers 6
38 Team Legend 6

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