Americans Don’t Kill Illegal Immigrants, Coconut Macaroons Kill Illegal Immigrants

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With all the negative media psoturing that is equating Mexicans with illegal immigration there is bound to be a reactionary fallout in the middle of America. The Germans are always having violent clashes with their immigrant population and the American heartland is chock full of German-Americans(read: children of immigrants).

My only experience with an illegal immigrant living in the U.S. was in the office that I used to work at. This chick from Romania overstayed her visa and she never had the fear of being deported. Albeit, this was before Septmber 11, but still she never had the sense that she needed to become an American citizen. The sad story with this girl was when she brought her moms over to the States from Romania. Her moms loved watching soap operas and eating coconut macaroons. I guess they didn’t have those things in Eastern Europe. Her moms ended up eating a whole box of macaroons and they coagulated in her stomach and formed a blockage. Her mom was dead after being in America for only two weeks.

Shit like that never happened in communist countries where people were only allowed one macaroon per household. I don’t hate immigrants since I recognize their value to America. You shouldn’t hate them either. And never feed them coconut macaroons

2 Responses to “Americans Don’t Kill Illegal Immigrants, Coconut Macaroons Kill Illegal Immigrants”

  1. Anonymous Coward says:

    That’s funny as shit! That Romanian wunna-be got what she deserved for over staying her time and she learned her lessno.

  2. mike says:

    oh awesome, we should impliment a new policy right now of feeding all illegals macaroons. I don’t hate immigrants but I do HATE, with a capital H, illegal immigrants…if they all died and went to hell I would be happy. They are destroying our country…..any way this is a funny story, too bad it was a Romanian woman….I like them.

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