BILLY SUNDAY’s Guide To Picking Up Summertime Poon

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I used to be able to bag up shorties with my eyebrow compliments. Chicks eat that shit up like corned beef hash. I would give them kudos if I thought that they had threaded as opposed to waxing. I just loved to watch them blush and get shy. Girls like it when you pay attention to the details, because they spend a grip on the detailing. Too bad too many lame niggas peeped my game. Now all kinds of bum azz niggas is giving ladies compliments on their eyebrow game.

That is why I am BILLY SUNDAY and they aren’t. I stay way ahead of these lame azz fools with my pickup lines. The new shit I am on this summer is accessories, particularly earrings. I like those drop jawnts all the little eclectic poonahnee is wearing. They look middle eastern influenced on some arabic shit.

It had been a trend the last few years for white girls to be stompin’ through with the fat booties, but that novelty wore off. Once we all found out it was because of the cut of those Seven for Mankind jeans the cache of having a piece of white tail with a bubble was burst. The hot little mamas to bag up this summer will be either from Kenya or a mulatto chick with a Jew mom. You score either of these you have hit the Summer ’06 poon jackpot.

Kenyan broads have that exotic Africa thing going for them without the HIV or the missing hands due to civil war. Mulatto chicks with a Jew mom are simply the gold standard by which I judge all my summertime jumpoffs by. The mom is never going to let you marry the girl, but hey, you didn’t want to anyhoo.

21 Responses to “BILLY SUNDAY’s Guide To Picking Up Summertime Poon”

  1. i zillz the first.

    im stillllll tryin to get at the ethiopians.

  2. Nigeria says:

    The file name on that Jessica Simpson pic made me feel like a pervert

  3. Amadeo says:

    Be wary, you know there’s someone taking all of this down, just to later fumble through an inaccurate description of some girls earrings. Ditto what Zillz said, them and East Indian girls.

  4. LM says:

    Now I can have game too

  5. Billy Sunday says:

    Amadeo, Zillz,
    Forget the Ethiopians and get with them Eritrean broads. Trust…

  6. mrkamoji says:

    Dallas you need to be skooled on your African chic game, Kenya chics are the dark and lovely type but you might get a tooth taken out by em foreheads watch out. Em Ethio & Eritrean is one and the same, civil war spilt them apart. I still rank them number two on my list. Number one is what I all up on the new hotness em South African chics, they give some Table Mountain Love, if you don’t believe me ask Jean Grae. Swaziland and Leseto I suggest you stay away cause em chic got the looks and exotic dieases you speak of.

  7. UncleJavier says:

    I be on that scent of a woman shit like “Damn baby clinique happy?mmm.mmm, or some “Lady Speed Stick? Hell yeah!”- Then when I get to the hideout its like “ooh wee- edge pro gel on the cooter? ok, ok.” And the boppers for the summer gotta be chinese/mexican so I can get that sesame chicken fajitas- extra guacamole trick!! Hooah!!!!!

  8. Yall niggas is wiling.
    For real.
    I just compliment weaves.

    Eritrean and Ethopians are the damn same.
    However the white girls with ass are still commanding a high price in the streets of East Flatbush.

    Jean illusions or not, black bitches will still cut a nigga with big booty white ho.

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    No muhfuckin comment….

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