Haven’t we made the good people at Duke University suffer enough? It’s time to begin the healing the healing process. That’s why the Duke Lacrosse team will offer special discounts on home game ticket packages purchased by prostitutes. “Bring your bastards children out to see our sticks”, boasts University prexy RICHARD BRODHEAD.
You can buy your tickets to next season’s Duke University lacrosse games here.
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