What if I told you that all of you people that worked in an office setting were contributing to the supremacist idealogy that runs this rap shit? Most of you would deny it I’m sure, but how many of you would openly admit that you were a supremacist sympathizer?
Everytime that you segregate your waste paper into that ‘special’ blue basket you are contributing to racism. Why is it that only the white paper gets to use that basket? Why must the colored paper be lumped along with the coffee cups and sandwich wrappers. Only the white non-stapled paper can be placed in the blue container. Only that paper is good enougfh to be recycled.
You know that you’ve supported this neo-faxist paper segregation from the moment you sat at your cubicle. Never once questioning it’s impropriety or legality. Now is the time for you to shed your corporate cowardice and place a manila inter-office envelope into the blue receptacle. Do you now feel liberated?
I implore you to put everything in the blue basket from now on so that one day little colored balls of crushed paper will mingle with little white balls of crushed paper together in that great shredder in the sky.
I have a dream…
I agree…push down your cubicle walls with me brothers and sisters…fill the blue baskets til they runneth over. Since we’re rebelling..can we openly flirt with the interns now too?
Why stop at the recycle bins? Fill all the decaf coffee pitchers with the High test coffee. Everyone will be more productive and we can leave earlier.
Yeah and what the fuck is up with white chocolate? Chocolate was meant to be brown and white had to come in and fuck it all up…it doesn’t even taste anywhere near as good as milk chocolate but now all the major candy bar brands are jumping on it! (although I must admit – the white chocolate reeses peanut butter cup joints are a some guy guilty pleasure – don’t sleep, act like you know, etc.)
Neo-faxist!! I’ll bite that vocab.
I blame myself for not being clear enough. I am not mad with the white paper. I am mad at the people that would segregate the white paper from the rest of the trash. I still work closely with white paper. White paper didn’t choose it’s color, GOD did.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/metro/interactives/blackmen/blackmen.html
LMAO!
singing: Bleed at last, bleed at last!
Thank God Almighty, (the paper) Bleeds at last!