ANGELINA JOLIE increased her street cred 1000% after her interview with COOPER ANDERSON, er, ANDERSON COOPER, er… that nigga has the white equivalent of a ghetto name. How you gonna have two last names as your first name?!? If he was a Black his name would be D’BRICKASHAW.
I am glad that a daughter of privilege has all this empathy for people in need. I need to have sex with a hot piece of white poonahnee. My organization is definitely non-profit too. Maybe if I create a flyer I can get ANGELINA’s attention.
As a parent, i always take my hat off to people that are willing to take in children of other ethinc groups and love them. I would much rather see the baby live a good life with her than languishing in a group home. I never see AJ dragging her kids out for photo ops at F.A.O.’s or bawling in a restaurant because she forgot she was a celebrity…If she never makes another movie as long as she lives she will still get props from me…(unless she up to some Mommie Dearest shyt!