How in the world do you lose $1.4 billion dollars? At what point does the person holding this bag of money have to stop and do a recount? The news feed is telling me that FEMA was defrauded on almost a billion and a half dollars and I haven’t seen a single dime of that.
Who got all of that money? What do you do with all of that money? Am I just stupid or something? The news report says that people spent the money on lavish vacations, electronic equipment, jewelry and even pornography. So let me see, if I spent over a billion dollars on that crap what would I have…
A brand new Cadillac/Space Shuttle for my weekend getaways to Uranus (nullus).
A shiny new cellphone made out of a 180 carat diamond.
10,000 issues of ButtMan magazine.
With the left over change, say $1billion I would spend that on strippers that visited my favorite lacrosse team’s frat house. One single at a time.
The FEMA things is really messed up.
Hey, how come I didn’t know about Buttman Magazine. lol
Make it rain, baby.
i need that check from fema
so i can score some coca-ina