FUTEBOL = Still So Teh Ghey

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How boring is this World Cup shit?!? I thought that maybe if I bought myself a pair of Mexico themed sneakers I might be able to get into the whole thing, but… meh. The field is too large and they don’t score enough points and then after running around for three hours when someone finally kicks the ball into the net you are rewarded with only ONE point.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? At least American football gives you three point for kicking the ball into the netting. So what if the rest of the world likes soccer. The United States spends half of the global money that goes to researching and developing new military armaments. We don’t need your stinking joga bonito.

If FIFA really wants to give soccer some appeal to the American consumer they should get up on this game of kick balls that these Chinese monks play. After a few hours of this [NSFW] just you try to sock her.

6 Responses to “FUTEBOL = Still So Teh Ghey”

  1. Nigeria says:

    Did you see Ghana beat USA yesterday

  2. LM says:

    These guys are athletes like the top handball players

  3. Gee says:

    There ain’t but one psudo brother holdin it down for Sweden…Henke Larsson…this is a nationalism ploy to divert attention from my obvious racist support of that fact. Zlat’s photo is part of the covert activity…
    (how bout passin off some of them goodies you holdin on to in the RL collection…You know it’s hard out here for a pimp…

  4. Scint says:

    Ghey? Like a bunch of fat ‘athletes’ in full body armour and leggings chasing after an egg shaped ball?

    On thing thats evident from the world cup is how many european countries were involved in the rape of Africa, not one african team speaks an african language, its either portuguese, french or spanish!

    America will eventually come good at football (yes football) it’s inevitable unfortunately…… England to win (dreamin’)

  5. Fred says:

    It’s funny amercians like the NFL though. During the three and a half hour it takes to play the game, there’s like 6 minutes of actual gameplay. The rest is cheerleading, commercials and bullshit clock management.

  6. KENKEN CHILL says:

    vive la france!!! got this world cup on lock ( ask brasil )….

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