This was a rough week for Team DALLAS Inc. I didn’t get any sweet CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE poon because I picked up a wretch of a flu bug with a nasty phlegm cough. I suppose I could have gotten some brain, but I haven’t showered all week either.
The Dallass Mavericks played like a bunch of humps and were swept out of the NBA Finals by a dude that wears ‘leggings’!?!
Super producer DALLAS AUSTIN was pinched by the jake in Dubai while trying to transport contraband into the country. Dude was on his way to a NAOMI CAMPBELL party so you know there was already going to be a ton of candy in the building, ifyouknowhatimsayin. I just hope DALLAS AUSTIN wasn’t the connect that everybody was waiting on because that will fuck up a party with the quickness when you find out that the party favors are in the hands of the narcotics policia.
If DALLAS AUSTIN were a fan of the internets he would have peeped ROBBIE‘s site called ‘A Salute To Weed Carriers’ and he would have been reminded that he used to carry for a one JERMAINE DUPRI. Now that DALLAS AUSTIN is a big time music something or the other he should have people carrying his bags(no b.b.). There has got to be another Young Joc or Da Brat wannabe with all the jigs that live in the Atlanta area. Hell, there are still two members of T.L.C. still alive. I’m sure that T-Boz could use the money for Enfamil or hair dye.
So hopefully DALLAS AUSTIN won’t be on lock down for too long, but if he ends up in some new millenium Papillion type shit I hope he has an internets hookup. This way he’ll get to catch up on some required reading like the ‘2006 1st Annual Weed Carriers Awards‘.
That’s messed up about D.A.
Yo I was rooting for the Mavs as well but it was obvious from the jump that they lost the series in Game 3
DARP better hope they don’t cut his balls off in Dubai. They don’t play that shit over there.
Brooklyn Hiphop Festival was pretty tight. I was up in there drankin’ for free and trying to hustle a VIP tag I found on the ground for some loot.