Knicks Fans Are Still Seeing Stars…

The Association’s grand cotillion, All-Star Weekend, is being held in Orlando this year. All the hookers are wearing mouse ears.

Watch the following video and imagine that we lived in an alternate universe on the Earth where Iman Shumpert wasn’t injured during All-Star weekend and he was actually participating in the dunk contest.

When the Knicks return from the All-Star break they will be back to answering the tough questions like whether or not this team as comprised can seriously challenge the better Eastern Conference teams for a chance at the ‘chip.

One thing I know the Knick fans better do is chill on all this Jeremy Lin as savior talk. That was Carmelo Anthony’s job. Knickerbocker fans need to ‘Melo their LINsanity.

4 Responses to “Knicks Fans Are Still Seeing Stars…”

  1. pmac says:

    it must killed all knicks fans the way the heat just crushed them and lin looked like he was still in the d league. bron just dunking every time down the court. fuck the heat to. go philly

  2. Tone Riggz says:

    Knicks have a deadly team but lack of defense and the inability to make all of the pieces work will doom them. They could be a Top 5 team in the East but they have to get better coaching. No matter what happens at the end of the season, D’Antoni has to go.

  3. the_dallas says:

    I’m sad that the ascension of Jeremy Lin bought D’Antoni a stay on the bench for the rest of the season

  4. TED says:

    i like background tune.
    every superhero needs his theme music.

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