Shoplifting Lifestyle…

This brazen old white just walked up in the Polo mansion snatched a $25K handbag off a display and walked right out the store off into the sunset.

Why? Because the security is busy sweating Trayvon Martin’s cousin who might take a $200 scarf. Or actually, buy the $200 scarf because that Black dude ain’t try’na go to Rikers for that shit. I walk into a fancy boutique and I know I’m an automatic suspect. I accept that tho’, because when I was a teenager I might would have tried to robberize some shit.

The purse this white purloined wasn’t on that Hermes shit, but it was still official crocodile tissue. Salutes to that lady for being so thorough and going for the gold like a laser.

11 Responses to “Shoplifting Lifestyle…”

  1. Krashone says:

    Home girl name is now “lizzy-Lo”!!! Yo d “youknowwhatcrimeitiz”! She was on her 86 Gucci boot,door knocker steez I see! Classic cause u can’t make this shit up. In one swipe she bodied a lot of cats whole run!!! Lmao

  2. illill says:

    real gully

  3. DirtyJerz says:

    I’ma keep it 100,000. The two years I worked at Nordstrom, the security would be soooo fuckin’ focused on young black men that walked within a 3ft radius of the coogi sweaters and ‘Lo USA half zips, that white folks would use that as the perfect diversion and be in there boosting the real high ticket items

    I see this lady was on her deen!

  4. illill says:

    dirtyjerz…..basically every store in america right there watching the young black man. every time im in a macy*s or a dillards you know lost prevention is following.

  5. DirtyJerz says:

    illill, see thats why I wish in my days of thievery I had the vision to include some white milfs into my cypher! LOLz

  6. fosterakahunter says:

    I see that every day working for (huge outdoor retailer). The white sales associates be so busy checking for the niggerettes who, by the way really just want to purchase some sh@t so they can floss it in the hood, miss the white suburbanites who are walking out with $5K tents and Gore-Tex sh@t. Genius

  7. illill says:

    dirty…..some visionary shit right there. niggaz wouldnt have to pay for shit. i need all of those new lo knits and a few snowbunnies would be perfect for being larcenous right now.

  8. Tone Riggz says:

    I’m going to start walking into stores with White people to get those crackas and graham crackas off my back, pause.

  9. BIGNAT says:

    ill ill that joint is fire and would go perfect with thes eboat shoes i picked up this weekend

  10. illill says:

    bignat…..very ill.

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