First off, if any of y’all are traveling through the air do not get caught up in AirTran’s circus of bullshit. These humps are the cheapest fare for a reason. The customer service is wack, the stewardesses have track marks on their arms and they wear cheap wigs and the planes are always overbooked.
While I was flying to Atlanta last week I ran into CRIS CARTER, legendary wide receiver from the Minnesota Vikings. CRIS is a good dude and he stopped for a minute to chat with me. I always liked CRIS more than say, JERRY RICE, because he toiled away without complaints for all those years on those sucky Vikings teams.
Lo and behold, CRIS was flying to Atlanta on the same AirTran flight that I was on. This is how real the BUSH Administration economy is looking. Even a former NFL superstar has to watch his pennies now that his playing days are over. I saw the young lady that was accompanying CRIS and I realized that he may not make the Hall of Fame in Canton after all. Homegirl was not HOF caliber pussy. She was just aiight. Definitely hittable, but not on the level that you would expect for the second greatest receiver of all time. CRIS needs to have him some illmatic mulatto with real blonde hair and not that lace front jammy that homegirl was rocking.
If CRIS CARTER doesn’t step his broad game up I don’t see him getting into the Hall on a first ballot
Hell, I was just on AirTran last week and need I say, the plane was M T. Hell they were begging people to sit in “business class”. I enjoyed the trip, needless to say I had the provided “satellite radio” and damn near froze to death on my flight from Atlanta. I also slept the whole duration of my flight. Now that I think about it, they didn’t even wake me up to offer me a drink. My thoughts must have been clouded by the overdose of Aleve I had popped b4 the flight took off.
Carry on……..
Not a good look for Cris Carter at all. Airtran? Damn. I guess he didn’t invest the way he should have.
Damn no Jet Blue? No free mimosas? Ain’t that HBO money good?
you stupid!…i laughed so loud that the kids came running and asked what was so funny! Thanks a fuckin lot!
I wasted 19 years of my life taking tickets, smothing ruffeled feathers and forcing 5 yards into a 3 yard container….
hahahaha