My bad if I have seemed like somewhat of a grinch during the holiday season. Here’s some good news to take home with you this weekend. PUFF DIDDY, The King of All Jigs, is a daddy once again now that KIM PORTER has given birth to twin baby girls. We here at the site would like to congratulate DIDDY and wish a speedy recovery to his babies’ momma.
Being good friends of PUFF DIDDY in the sense that we plan to work for him one day (no FONZWORTH BENTLEY) we thought we might advise him on the naming of his new queens. Please NO JIG NAMES. How about KAITLYN and KRISTIN, or maybe even KARIN. Something with a ‘K’ to give KIM a shout, but at the same time something that a white would be comfortable with.
Not that KEISHA or KASSIE aren’t… Kool, but c’mon DIDDY if everyone in America named their kids KATELYN and Black kids still weren’t able to get into good schools then we might have an argument with Yale’s admissions department.
Of course they’ll need common names, how else will they fit in at the Hamptons with lil’ Heather and Becky?
I was wrong. Apparently Ditty posted a video on his myspace page about the birth of his two new daughters. Their names are (drum roll):
D’Lilah Star and Jessie James Combs. Hot diggity, diddy damn!
He named one after an ex-confederate soldier turned train robber?
He named his daughter Jessie James? Ouch. Oh well, at least he added the “i” in there.
And D’Lilah… wow, I guess when you have that much money you can put an apostrophe wherever the fuck you want..
He named his daughters after their (Puffy and Kim) grandmothers.