Damn, it’s been YEARS since we did a B & J report on this page. Back then I thought I cared about these two. Well I care, but I thought I gave a fux. I do not. However, this news of BeYonce’s pregnancy shut dddddown the internets. Why should I be immune?
Here’s a rapfan / conspiracy theorist opinion on what the seed of the two most prominent Blackinati entertainers shall yield the world…
BeYonce is like the virgin Mary, despite having aborted a child back in her Texas hoodrat days. Notwithstanding, BeYonce uses God to describe her daily experiences so much I thought she would go directly into pastoring when this last album bricked. What I didn’t give her credit for is all the pastoring she has been doing up to this point. You see the blonde lacefront weave explosion happening in the Black community? That’s all BeYonce right there.
Jay-Z is considered a god to his most ardent fans. The idea that he made his money from selling drugs to his own neighbors is accepted as necessary and proper even as we might see the deaths from a hurricane or tornado as the collateral damage from God’s grace. God gives, so God must also take away. The ethical issue I always had with the Jay-Z hustler character was that I come from the era where hustlers hung out on 3rd Ave in the East 50s. These clean shaven Black boys would hop in the whips of ad agency execs and get taken across the 59th Street Bridge to points east just to put baby powder on the nuttsachs of old white men [ll].
The progeny of these two people who have given every ounce of their souls to reach the pinnacle of the entertainment industry apparatus will be a revelation. The world as we know it ends in 2012.
i could care less about these two…..she definitely is an h-town rat
jayz should pray every night he met big l
I think about as much as these wealthy, worthless fucks as they think of you, DP, which is to say never and NADA… tho’ more pop cult attuned friends of mine say Beyonce isn’t thee worst singer/wannabe actor ever, even if she ain’t even “Under The Cherry Moon” level weird.
Chamelon Jay is, I suppose, a semi-interesting case study in how $$$ can make some overlook an infinite # of lies but anyone who’d put this turd on a pedestal with–
— Nat Turner, Frederick Douglass, Duke Ellington, Thelonious Monk, John Lee Hooker, Charlie Parker, Ornette Coleman, “Invisible Man” Ralph Ellison, James Baldwin essays, Bob Kauffman (black poet), John Coltrane, MARVIN GAYE, David Ruffin, STEVIE, Gil-Scott Heron etc etc…
including Max Roach, Randy Weston and Sean Price, all of Brooklyn–
including Roy DeC ** and ** Roy Campanella ** and ** Arthur Ashe etc
is just fucking ig’nant.
xxx
Also, DP, as a Hall & Oates fan, I know you can appreciate white boys with soul so check this out, “Your Own Backyard” by Bronx-native Dion– greatest dope song ever not named “White Lines”–
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKYb6XVWsIs
Lamar,
If Jay-Z would’a been more paranoid then I would’a believed his crack slinging fairytales. Rae and Ghost had the paranoia. B.I.G. had the paranoia down pat.
All Jay-Z talked about was spending the money on champagne. GTFOH!
Peace Dallas. Did she abort one for real???
I’ve seen pics of her looking pregnant. Maybe she had the baby in her mama’s wig crypt a la Janet Jackson?
p/s– in haste I forgot RICHARD PRYOR… my bad.
anyone jocking Shawn Carter’s ‘wordplay’ or ‘characterization’ or whatever needs to hear a REAL genius on the mic, not to mention one just a ‘little’ more real about…
everything?
@Lamar
Get off yourself son. You’re one of those dudes that gets off on knowin artists that no one knows about. The fact you put Sean P (who I fucks with) on another level above Jay-Z is laughable. You might not like dude, but dudes produced Reasonable Doubt (classic), Dynasty (Great), Blueprint (classic), Black Album (classic), not to mention numerous hit singles on most all his albums.
The amount of hate in your posts is just unbelievable.
Brah– you’re on internets but why not step out on the streets with sign on your ass that says KICK ME, I’M STUPID?
Thankfully, when younger I got off on BOOKS and listening to some folks that had knowledge deeper than your crap music.
“Black Album” = “classic”? Nice to know you’re such an easy sell, i.e. another Shawn Carter CUSTOMER.
“Change Clothes” dude and then we’ll talk– science room of Brooklyn Public Library, any time.
God damn, you’re just one angry ass dude aren’t you?
I feel the rest of the album makes up for Change Clothes and Justify my Thug. If I’m still listening to a majority of an album years after its release, its a classic to me.
Also love how you judge my intelligence and my musical taste based on one artist, when I read this blog, which you also frequent, to catch up on NY artists that don’t get the press they deserve. Big up to Dallas for putting me onto Roc Marciano.
You make Jay sound like he’s fuckin Gucci Mane out here, when he’s contributed to hip-hop since 96.