QUEENS STAND UP! Queens, New York that is.
How sweet is it that the Mets ate the Yankees food this weekend? The Mets should have swept them fags too, but BILLY WAGNER wasn’t built for the bigtime.
“Hey BILLY, your’e not in Kansas anymore you half-a-homo. Get a fuckin’ out bitch!”
Yeah, I have my heckling already in midseason form and I haven’t even been to a game yet. By the buy, I still have a few ‘VOTE FOR PEDRO’ shirts left to hustle. Don’t make ZILLZ buy them all.
You knew the Yanks were fudges anyhoo because STEINBRENNER makes them shave their moustaches before they give him oral. Now YouTube has put their story on Front Street.
In other gaysball news BARRY BONDS a/k/a B.D.B. has tied the all time home run record of America’s most beloved undercover octaroon, BABE RUTH.
The new controversy is that BARRY doesn’t want to sign the baseball since the fan doesn’t want to give it back to him. How teh ghey is all of this ‘ball signing’ nonsense? And how completely teh ghey is the cottage industry that regulates the value of signed balls?!? Every year these homos determine how much the balls of a famous athlete should cost. One year it’s out of the roof and then the next year it’s meh.
I hope that none of your children get hooked into the memorabilia collecting rackets. You can never resell for the book value any of the gay items that you’ve paid a king’s ransom for. The dealers have shitloads of this crap and they prey on the emo sentimentality of kids’ parents. If you want something of value from BARRY BONDS’ career you should find one of his used syringes.
TODD McFARLANE has already bought all of MARK McGUIRE’s dirty needles off eBay.
“the emo sentimentality of kids’ parents”
Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (Nelson Muntz)
this makes me wanna get one of those shirts that say “jeter swings both ways”