The Evolution Of KIMBERLY JONES…

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The following flicks came to my mailbox from someone who steals concepts from my site and e-mails them to people as if she did the research to asssemble the idea. She prah’lee stole these from another website. So if these were “your” pictures stop crying and appreciate the fact that I am putting some text to the madness.

Anyhoo, the interesting study that these photos illustrate is how in only ten short years we can view how complete the transformation has become for the person we know affectionately as LIL’ KIM.

I wonder if this all would have gone down like this if B.I.G. were around? I wonder if BIGGIE would have opted for that gastric bypass surgery? He would have had to lose weight to keep up with the terminally afflicted workaholic that PUFF DIDDY is. Can you imagine PUFFY, MASE and B.I.G. in shiny suits?!?

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For my money, LIL’ KIM is the realest bitch to ever spit on the microphone. I use the word bitch in only the most respectful Hip-Hop manner (no KIM OSORIO). She convinced Black girls that anal sex was what’s up. I guess the next thing for sisters’ to work on is getting they rhinoplasty on. The least some of y’all Black girls could do would be to get a blonde wig. I’m just sayin’…

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1996 – Even though lil’ mama is guilty as she wanna be there was still an innocence about her that I could see in her face.

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1999 – Still cute as a button. She’s only fucked around with her chin a little bit and since I see no scars on the tittie I can assume that the breast implants haven’t gone in yet.

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2002 – KIM is starting to come up on that plastic surgery disease where people have to get repeated procedures done. Watch out Tiger Lady.

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2004 – Bride of ClayFace has a court date.

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Present – Arrrrrrgh!

18 Responses to “The Evolution Of KIMBERLY JONES…”

  1. Candice says:

    She should have stopped in 1999. Poor thing. And I love the Queen Bee but she looks like the swarm turned on her face and stung her multiple times.

    That last picture is so sad. Can you do a Vivica Fox recap too?

  2. ELOHEEM STAR says:

    I was diggin Lil Kim and Vivica Fox before all the surgery. Guess they look in the mirror and don’t like what they see. Pity.

  3. LM says:

    Seriously, I wish women wouldn’t do that to themselves. I was going to ask if that second-to-last photo was from Madame Tussaud’s, but I looked at the wax museum site and those portraits look more real.

  4. I’ve never thought much about Kimberly…and these days she doesn’t even LOOK like herself (let alone anything HUMAN). I’m thinkin that 2004 pic kinda reminds me of one of the Jackson clan…I still say her stylist should be shot and hung from a VERY TALL TREE. Damn shame how that girl walks the street…she looks like a fool…

  5. Tiffany says:

    She looks like a fool.

  6. Gaberockka says:

    She has a disease called chronic dismorphia. It’s a close relative of anorexia, meaning she looks in the mirror and sees a very distored version of reality; Distorted by a lense of irrational insecurity. She looked so much better before surgery.

  7. Alex2.0 says:

    that last pic is a sight for sore eyes.

  8. ELOHEEM STAR says:

    Lil Kim’s sexy image and outrageous outfits keep her relevant. She has that Grace Jones factor. If she relied on her rapping talent alone
    She would have been the next rapper casted on the new season of Surreal Life or Celebrity Fitness Club.

  9. miss ahmad says:

    she must be a long lost relative of Wildenstein

  10. Vee says:

    On one level, I can comment on people identifying with the western cultural paradigm for beauty, especially women of color. “African” features are just not cute, although there can be many arguments against what dictates “African” features.

    On another level, I can comment how the aesthetic ideal beauty (especially in the fashion industry) is more than likely determined directly/indirectly by homosexual men.

    Outside of the aforementioned not-researched-pseudo-analysis/observation . . . IT’S A FREAKING-DAMN SHAME. Kim ain’t the only one. There are so many hollywood/entertainment dymes who will, if have not already nipped-tucked and tweaked something already. Don’t be surprised when more and more women of color begin to follow and conform to the bullsh*t. Then again, the white girls getting the lip and butt enhancements really baffle me.

    > Jennifer Lopez nose ain’t what it used to be.
    > Halle Berry didn’t think she was beautiful when she stepped into the game.
    > blah, blah, blah . . .

    AND THE MEN ARE NOW DOING IT TOO!
    Whether it’s to appear younger or whatever, it’s going crazy. Kenny Rogers, why? Old school Burt Reynolds? Please don’t tell me brothers are going to start following the trend. Verdict is still out on LL Cool J. He definitely had a wider nose in the video “Going Back to Cali.” I’m not counting the countless 70-80’s cats who got rid of their “black” features. MICHAEL JACKSON is/was not the only one!! Prince and some other cats changed their noses. — damn shame

    The continuing trend in Africa to use lightening creams containing mercury is something else altogether. Some of those lotions, creams are sold in the states. — Damn shame

    Ladies, if you have small breast, you have small breast. Be EASY!

    For more entertaining accidents, check out awfulplasticsurgery.com

  11. Nigeria says:

    ”The continuing trend in Africa to use lightening creams containing mercury is something else altogether. Some of those lotions, creams are sold in the states. — Damn shame”

    I’ve seen that madness, it’s disgusting.

  12. ELOHEEM STAR says:

    The number one advertised product in India is skin lighteners.
    In India the lighter skin Indian’s are favored over the darker skinned ones.

    Lighter skin = More economic opportunities

    Self hate is a world wide Phenomenon.

  13. miss ahmad says:

    it’s apart of the colonial ruling order to make sure that the those who are in power are worshiped like sweet baby jesus. Lil Kim was a former flat back hoe who brought her own set of problems into the game.

    African Features ARE cute for those with the courage to be themselves, Danny Glover, Alfre Woodard, Samuel L Jackson to name a few are not light bright by any means and had the money to make changes.

    Crazy is as crazy does and Lil Kim is crazy!

  14. a.i.n.t. says:

    I never could figure out why it’s that serious for folks to be modifying faces and thangz. If you’re not hideous, that is. Just embrace the face God gave ya. Dang.

  15. Vee says:

    ^ELOHEEM STAR,
    I didn’t know India was on to the lightening creams and lotions. I was watching ANTM with my lady and heard the beautiful contestant, Anchal, express her color insecurities. — Damn shame.

    I don’t think it’s strictly a color issue, well I can’t dismiss this as a problem with for people of color. There are many white entertainers/celebrities who have cosmetically altered their faces and bodies, for success or whatever reasons.

    ** More Lil Kim pics **
    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/003897.html
    (Lil Kim looks like a gremlin, is my favorite)
    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/003895.html

    >> I once read an article where women from West African nations were discussing their admiration for beautiful white women like Veronica Webb, Tyra Banks and Lil Kim. >> When the reporter explained that those women are in fact ‘black’ or African American, some women still believe them to be black because of their ‘white’ features.

    Note: American ‘black’ entertainers really do not know the impact of the crap that they export to the rest of the world.

  16. Amadeo says:

    God Damn! I hadn’t seen that last joint. That whole scene is just sad. I could never do that…it would take away from my natural sexy.

  17. Amadeo says:

    Also do Plastic surgeons put black people on the Jackson family plan?

  18. Lil’ Kim look like the catwoman from back in the day that got all the surgery. Foxy Won!

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