Strike up Da Band:
BUSH needs Spin Cycle Damage Control

yeeeeeehaw!

You know things at the White House are a hot stinking mess when even MTV News can pull your card.

In defense of the White House there should be credit due for even more foiled terrorist plots under their belt, but because their shit is in such disarray they forgot to mention them. The situation that immediately comes to my mind is the closing of the Crown Fried Chicken store on the corner of Nostrand Avenue and Eastern Parkway. Some people might say that the shuttering was due to the numerous N.Y.C. Health Department violations that this store had accumulated, but if I worked for the White House press office I would spin it this way…

“Crown Fried Chicken and their subsidiaries, Kennedy Fried Chicken and Halal Jerk Chicken are responsible for the fried chicken finger pandemic and we, meaning the White House decided to take quick action to secure the freedoms and liberty for the Iraqi people that work in these establishments. And if we need to close down any other locations to maintain peace we will do so.”

Whew, that wasn’t so bad at all was it? Well you could always look at it this way, only one-thousand eighty seven more days until the next presidential election. Or right about an additional 4000 U.S. soldier deaths… but who’s counting?

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