When its cold outside, my Persian Kitty keeps me warm

After breaking my back to shovel my parents sidewalks and driveway I am back inside my warm apartment. The local college radio station is playing music that relates to the weather outside. I am now listening to the classic song by ELLA FITZGERALD and the great LOUIS ARMSTRONG.

I really can’t stay
(but, baby, it’s cold outside).
I’ve got to go ‘way
(but, baby, it’s cold outside).
This evening has been
(Been hoping that you’d drop in)
so very nice
(I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice).
My mother will start to worry
(beautiful words you’re humming),
and father will be pacing the floor
(listen to the fireplace roar).
So really I’d better scurry
(beautiful, please don’t hurry)
well, maybe just a half a drink more
(put some records on while I pour).
The neighbors might think
(but, baby, it’s bad out there)
say, what’s in this drink?
(no cabs to be had out there).

LOUIS had the right idea by lacing ELLA’s drink. Without question, this is the type of weather that you need to have a husband / wife / boyfriend / girlfriend / lover / jumpoff to share some hot cocoa with, spiked with a little BAILEY’s or DiSARONNO in it and then snuggle under the covers. I have a Ralph Lauren California king-size down comforter but here I am all alone. Just like last year, and the year before, and the year before that, and… well, you get the point. So I guess I will keep the blizzard tradition going by getting out the PALMER’s Cocoa Butter and watching some free porn. PERSIAN KITTY.COM is the best thing since sliced bread. Thousands of links to porn sites worldwide. Whatever smut floats your boat is on PERSIAN KITTY. S&M, bondage, kinky fetishes, beastiality, scat videos(from Germany, of course). The best part is that the site is totally FREE! I am sure that this is the FREEDOM that G.W. Bush was referring to during his inaugural speech. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

2 Responses to “When its cold outside, my Persian Kitty keeps me warm”

  1. mizgully says:

    you retarded

  2. the_dallas says:

    damn! you dug deep for this one. thanks.

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