So then why are all of the Mexicans drunk?
I read this article about Daddy Yankee moderating some debate in Mexico, or wherever Puerto Ricans come from, and the following day, no lie, I saw like a dozen Mexicans laid out in the street drunk. The weather has been pretty nice during the day but nighttime has been getting brick. I figured these dudes were all getting twisted because of Daddy Yankee.
The talk has been that Daddy Yankee was getting amnesty for all the day laborers and the delivery men without citizen status. You know how the U.S. likes to keep immigrants always in fear that their ass might get deported or some shit if they get too uppity. Immigrants keep their mouths shut in general because of this. But now, thanks to Daddy Yankee a lot of Mexicans are feeling like they can speak their minds now.
I have fucked with Mexicans for the longest time. They have the best beer – Negro Modelo. They have the best food – bandeja paisa. And they have the hottest broad in the game – America Ferrara. Let’s never forget to speak the names of Daisy Fuentes and Salma Hayek either. For the next presidential election cycle I expect to see a Mexican running for either major party. Maybe this was why the Mexicans were all laid out on the sidewalk. They had O.D.’d while celebrating the notion of their socio-political emancipation. I can definitely relate to that.
It turns out that it was Dia del Cristofo Colom yesterday. So all the Mexicans were getting drunk in honor of that dude. It made sense to me since Mexicans love Spain more than themselves. Fools were tore up from the floor up too. What I will never understand is how Mexicans manage to get so effed the eff up from those tiny little cans of Budweiser. I need about four tall boys of Bud to even feel buzzed. [ll] to drinking tall boys.
The relationship that people have with their colonizers is always interesting to me. The folks in Barbados were British-loving to a fault. People living in the U.K. don’t romanticize their country as much as the Bajans do. Nevermind that these dudes were one of the colonies that Britain disenfranchised early they still love that place liked cooked food. Everyone in school or work there dresses like a goddamned bobby.
I’m glad that Mexicans love Columbus though. No particular reason. Just glad.
Can’t be his birthday, I didn’t hear reggaeton coming out my neighbor’s garage at 6:30 AM.
Daddy Yankee moderating a debate is the funniest shyt I have heard in a while. Thanks for the laughs DP!
1) Daddy Jankee is a spanish coon.
2) mexicans are as tall as the distance between my naval and the ground. You DP, not so much. So drinking a can of beer will fuck them over faster.
3) watch all the mexicans vote mccain bc out of that entire speech barry and john can do, the only thing they understand is immigration.
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and I dont mean mexican-americans…i mean the ones who just hopped the fence.
daddy yankee’s got nothin’ to do with mexico, he’s puerto rican, making him an american citizen since birth…puerto ricans and mexicans have nothin’ in common but a language
and a bandeja paisa is colombian, not mexican
mexicans fuck with columbus? News to me. Especially seein as how they always got those aztec drawings on their lowriders or back tattoos or whatever. I’m COLOMBian (hence the name) and we don’t really give a shit. I thought it was just Christmas for Italians.
They prolly just got the day off or something.
Or its the quivalent of jews getting drunk on 420 (hitlers bday)
yo i AM half Mexic and 6ft…..come on must be my Iraqi side . Nah Dp I got cuzzo’s who knock out an 18 pack of Bud Light in One Sitting.
Mexican Beer = the Best!!!!!
and Dos XX lager is the top of that jawn. Negro Modelo is Cool even Dos XX Amber got that nice dark thick texture.
Best Mexican Food = Birria or Ceviche’
I didnt know Mexican’s Fuck with Cristobal Colon’ like that. Well not down here in Diego.
Daddy Yankee got that old Black man syndrome. He stay on Trends that are 5-10yrs old and walks around like he is Stunting
Damn son… Daddy Yankee is like the hood Chavez.
He campaigned for McCain = FTW…My album needs sales.
kinda teh racist to, in a willfully ignorant matter, label all latinos as Mexican.
hey if u do that, at least be consistent
call all whites as “British”, even if they’re Swedish, Turkish, Estonian, Iranian, Argentinos, or KKKlan members in Alabama, etc
call all blacks as “Kenyan”, even if they’re Nigerian, Somalian, Egyptian, Haitian, Dominicanos, Arab black dudes like Anwar Sadat or Prince Bandar Bush, etc
Negro Modelo? Negro Please!
That, my friend, is some god awful brewski! but damn if they can’t drink a case of that sh*t and show up to work the next day…on time! LOL
I have fucked with Mexicans for the longest time
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Ayo?
were’s the fooseball posts?No basketball? go bulls
*facepalm*
I call all latin-speaking people mexican since the mexicans are the most important people in this hemisphere.
Them folks touch more than 75% of the American food supply in some manner or form. If they ain’t growing it they are cooking it, and if they ain’t in the kitchen they are surely on the bicycle that brought that shit to your crib.
Respect to all Mexicans, the Dominican Mexicans, the Peruvian Mexicans and the Salvadorean Mexicans. For reals.
there’s already been a Mexican(sort of) that ran for president Bill Richardson…
and for the longest times I’ve heard people say that Thomas Edison was latino, but I think they were bullshittin