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Welcome 2 Heartbreak
So by the time you read this drop I will be at my day job after another night of not sleeping in order to churn out drops on this site and a column for the evil empire.
*If anyone catches me on the Twitter or G-Chat this week at 5am please call Blackwater and tell them to come kill me.
What the hell am I fading my ass for? Seriously? Meanwhile I am waiting at the mailbox for my September check like a fucking derelict crackhead.
I definitely appreciate the time you all take to come here and talk shit with me, but if I wasn’t on these interwebs y’all still would be. My problem is that I have been competing for your attention with the entire internets. I’m never gonna win that fight. As a matter of fact, I’ve started to lose seriously. My health is fucked the fuck up. I’m about to put the die in diet. I’ve got to get my shit back together again.
Hopefully the trip to Atlanta will help me find my center again. The first thing I decided to do for myself was to leave my BlacBook at the crib. I have a PC in mom’s basement anyhoo, but the fact that I haven’t turned this laptop off in several months means there is some psychological shit at work on my brain. Separation anxiety has prA’li already set in for me knowing that I will be without my favorite tool [ll] for a week.
I will still up some fresh new content to the page for all you hardbody DP Dot Com readers like ERNIE. Who can cajol me in one sentence, compliment in yet another one before finally cursing me out. Thanks ERNIE. This fanboy video is for you…
I was fucking with the ‘Love Lockdown’ track from the jump. Shit reminded me of Marshall Jefferson’s ‘Move Your Body’. That reminded me of after-hours nightspots in NYC and all the pretty ladies in biker shorts that I jacked my body with.
My final pitch for the ‘808s & Heartbreak’ album is for you all to understand that at the end of the day Hip-Hop music is the expression of soul using the first two instruments – the drum and the voice. The 808 drum machine contains a myriad number of artificial drum sounds which not only imitate the drum but elevate the instrument.
The auto-tune vocal pitch corrector, or vocoder for those of you like myself who don’t give a fuck allows the human to become a woodwind or horn based instrument. What is freaky about this is the fact that horns, flutes and woodwinds were designed to imitate the voices of animals. Back to the future themes are all around us.
The album ‘808s & Heartbreak’ is totally Hip-Hop. It is a celebration of the drum and the voice. Alpha and Omega bitches.
Imagine the chemical act of transforming a solid object into liquid form, then crystallizing that liquid. Now crush those crystals into a fine dust and sprinkle that dust onto your Cuban sandwich.
It’s 5 fucking a.m. and my ass is faded.
Kanye West is fated.
Dallas Penn saves lives! A true record head and a fellow DP’er reppin 518,718 and St.John’s University. Staten Island baby. We here. Dallas Penn is for the children. I’d love to interview you for the radio show we’re stating up man. Let me know. Dallas Penn is not a homo. Dallas Penn for Secretary of State. Fuck a Clinton.
P.S.: Don’t hate on gay. BOB Marley bitches
Dallas Penn stars in “Mannequin 3: Gettin’ Drastic With The Plastic.”
*sighs as DP DOT COM “808 & Heartbreak” affiliated drops are becoming like XXL and G-Unit affiliated covers*
I still got love for you DP. We’ll connect, politic, ditto when you return from ATL.
DP!!!!!
you went through with it!!! holy shit! did you get kicked out? OMG i wish i was there i would have recorded the ppl’s reaction.
lmao!!!!!!!!
I have to ask?
Who was better? The new MacBook Pro or the Mannequin?
Hmmm . . . DP has access to major department stores like that?
Why am I at work watching you squeeze an Asian mannequins breasteses?
Take your azz straight to the A, eat some Turkey and regroup.
LMAO!!!!
What’s sad is that I, too, have been up on gmail at 5am to bear witness to the fact that you really are up that late on gchat.
We both lose.
I’m averaging about 2 hours of sleep per night lately. I feel your pain.
Okay I am only doing this at gunpoint with the Feds all up in my grill. Need bail and a hot meal. Sorry Dallas they are going to waterboard me if I don’t do this.
Dallas Penn/Kanye West-the Naked Truth (II)
DP-6’2 300 Lbs IQ-Higher than the average man
DP-Concerns= The children, hungry people, poor people, racism, fairness, decency, dignity, good music, good food (not), fashion (on his feet), sneakers (no matter how tacky, outlandish, wack, lame, garish, retro, retard).
DP-Contributions-a voice for the voiceless, a voice of clarity tinged with pain, a reminder of where we all came from and where we can go with some degree of unity. A clear voice for party and bullshit, fun and the desire to hold on to some fragment of our youth no matter how high the cost. And most important of all reminding us of the power of Hip Hop to make a major difference in our lives or to at least make us shake our asses trying. He also reminds us that all music is beautiful from Rock, to Soul to R&B to Punk and Punk.
Plus for better or worse he reps NY and all it’s parts to the max.
Kanye West-5’6 160 pounds, IQ higher than the average rapper.
Kanye West-Concerns=Making money, selling records, getting shine, getting attention, getting awards, being an industry darling and licking the butt cracks of TI’s (II) who can depend on him to never again diss a President (or any other White Man), Taking music in a new direction (commercial pap squared and over produced, sappy pap with strings and huge TI budgets ) with neon, electric jump suits and wacky glasses (hummmmmmmm, a Black Elton John?)
Kanye West contributions: Helped push the sale of vocoders, plastic glasses, doing a video with the huggable butt of Stacy Dash as the centerpiece.
Will finish this drop from gitmo………………………aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..Ernie
Get some rest, D.
I just want to say how abso-fucking-lutely amazing it is that Ernie used ‘garish’ in a sentence, because that was my favorite word of all time when I was about four years old and I really never hear anyone use it.
Thanks for taking me back to the good ol’ days for a sec.
U R one sick puppy, Jesus funken Christ
methinks you need som sleep bru…..or another drink.
*ROFL*
Oh shit, this is ill.
Props given to DP…this site is my homepage…a DP staniel fo life I am..
hah, though I was badass for poppin off a mannequin’s arm and bolting. This is just straight garish ahaha
“You can preach a better sermon with your life than with yo lips”
hope you put the Live in Lively 4 real. Hope u get better mayne…sorrz for the stupid comments the other day…ur right…
Thanks for what you do, DP. And thanks for the photo software. Get some rest, the world needs you.
You are a fool for that video Dallas. You are simply The Man!