Universal Hardbody Atom Smasher…

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I’m sure that most of you have heard of this contraption that was built in Europe to create mini “big bang” effects in order to see how stars are formed? It’s a 17 mile wide, $10 billion dollar atomic particle blaster built under Swirtzerland called the Large Hadron Collider and if the world ends on Wednesday then we know who to blame.

Man is steadily trying to have a discussion with GOD. Would someone please tell man that he has no fucking right asking GOD a gotdamn thing. Who the fuck died and told you that GOD wanted to talk to you? These French Swiss scientists would be better off watching the peloton in the Tour de France cross through the Pyrenees than to seek a direct counsel from that which has no name.

When I start to get a God complex, when I think to curse God for my miserable existence, or the fact that it has rained all summer, or whatever selfish thought comes to my mind I always look back into the book of Job to remind myself of what the fucking deal is. Job, as thoughly pious as he was had no business asking God a single question. Because Job kept it so real God graced him with a reply…

GOD: Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth?

Exactly

6 Responses to “Universal Hardbody Atom Smasher…”

  1. Combat Jack says:

    crazy john byrne piece!

  2. mercilesz says:

    when job is asked about the pleiades and orion and the ordinances of heaven god is asking if he has studied his astronomy.astronomy is very important to agricultural people.

  3. ENIG MUE says:

    I’m curious enough to wanna know whats gonna happen.

  4. blackneck says:

    We’re waking up dressed as space aliens on Wednesday. That particle collider is going to blast a hole thru the space-time continuum. Fuck around!

  5. Craig says:

    Let’s not find out more about the universe because some people believe in an imaginary god who we shouldn’t question. What an ignorant, pathetic outlook.

  6. the_dallas says:

    You want to ask God a question dewshy mcdeuce first ask God why babies don’t come out of your peehole.

    Why you wanna know what Heaven looks like but you don’t wanna die?

    What makes you THAT privileged?

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