JANET, PUT SOME DRAWLS ON!!!

miss jackson

Goddamn PENNY WOODS!?!

How many times you gonna be nekkid this month?!?

JERMAINE, do you mind your meatbag all outdoors on front street?

Don’t these mother-effing JACKSON’s have any shame?

JANET used to be a hot piece of azz who made good music. Maybe if J.D. would let TIMBO smash it she might get a few dope tracks to work with. It ain’t like she ain’t been tossed around Hollyhood anyhoo. She had to move to A.T.L. just to find some Black cocks that she hadn’t sampled.

But seriously JANET, put your panties back on and get serious about your music. You bring something different to the table than BeYONCE or ALICIA KEYS or MARY J or BADU. You can still be the future of Jazzercise R & B. Or maybe Whisper R & B. I’m not in the marketing department, I just know that you need to pull up your bloomers and give that 50yr old cooch a break.

4 Responses to “JANET, PUT SOME DRAWLS ON!!!”

  1. alex2.0 says:

    CO-SIGN!!! you know how i feel about ms. janet “penny/charlene/cleo/justice” jackson these days!!!!

    (my eagles, dolphins, and bucs were a total let down today!!! at least my pats held on. and i have high hopes for my jags 2moro nite)

  2. alex2.0 says:

    off topic: your “ghetto big mac” clip was featured on a pop culture/gossip blog (on the bottom)

    http://www.justjared.com/2006/09/15/rachel-bilson-is-probably-not-wonder-woman/

  3. Candice says:

    I agree. Every magazine she is fronting lately, is a damn playboy spread.
    Yes, we know you lost the weight. We all agree you look good. Your body is better at 40 than most women at 16….great. Now get back to trying to put out some decent music. Ask JD for some of those tracks he gave to Mimi…..oh forgot, she can actually sing.

  4. Amadeo says:

    I have a picture of Sade nude and that remains sexy cause there’s only that one. After a while it’s like, put those things away Janet.

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