WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT?!?!?
Yeah, I know that it’s really only the second week for the pool, but its Week 3 for the NFL so we are just gonna act like nobody won any picks in week 1. Aiight?!?
I’m also in the process of politicking with a sponsor for the pool this way I can issue some prizes when the season concludes so take this bullshiite seriously. If your picks aren’t in before the first game that weekend kicks off you are a wrizzap for that week. With all that said, here are the games we are featuring this week…
CHICAGO BEARS @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS
I have a feeling that this will be the game that exposes Minnesota for being the shitty club that we all know they are and then the VIKINGS go on a ten game losing streak. Da’ BEARS.
CINCINNATI BENGALS @ PITTSBURGH STEELERS
Cincinnati is getting better and the Steelers are banged up. BENGALS in a close one.
N.Y. JETS @ BUFFALO BILLS
A.F.C. East is not the toughest division in the NFL, but the teams are competitive. The JETS soared last week against New England, just not high enough to get the win. JETS fly away this week.
WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ HOUSTON TEXANS
With all that money that DANIEL SNYDER, the ‘Skins owner spent this off season wouldn’t it be funny to watch the REDSKINS go winless this year. Not a chance. REDSKINS roll.
TENNESSEE TITANS @ MIAMI DOLPHINS
No EDDIE GEORGE and no STEVE McNAIR make the TITANS predictable and boring. VINCE YOUNG will do his thing, just not this season. DOLPHINS get off the schneid.
BALTIMORE RAVENS @ CLEVELAND BROWNS
Baltimore has been lights out so far this season and that is why they will fumble this contest. For whatever the reason, the RAVENS don’t do well in their former city. BROWNS let the dawgs out.
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES @ SAN FRANCISCO ’49ers
The EAGLES really stunk up the joint in the 4th quarter last weekend. They could use this win to fix their emotional post-TERRELL OWENS mindstate. I’m looking for another upset. NINERS go for the gold.
Let’s get it cracking. Drop your picks in the comments section.
D.P. says…
BEARS
BENGALS
JETS
‘SKINS
‘FINS
BROWNIES
NINERS
DA BEARS
STEELERS
LOS JETS
‘SKINS (Featuring Grand Puba)
DOLPHINS
RAVENS (along with Avon, Stringer (RIP), and Wee-Bay)
IGGLES
and a 3 piece white meat meal from Miss Peaches (You hear me?)
P-city says…
Bears
Bengals
Bills
Skins
Dolphins
Ravens
Eagles
bears
bengals
jets
texans
dolphins
browns
‘niners
D.P. looks like i’s rollin’ with you ‘cept for the texans…but i already told you about how they…uh, i mean we roll out here in tejas!
Bears
Steelers
Jets
Redskins
Dolphins (I can’t believe I just typed that)
Ravens
Eagles
Daaaaaaaa Bears
Steelers (bengals got nicked up too and the Steelers can’t afford the divisional loss with Cincy and BMore rolling)
Bills (they both cocky from almost serving the Pats)
The I-295 racial slur (Redskins) They better not lose to the Texans
Dolphins
Ravens (say it ain’t so D.P. I’ll pray for you Ray Bless You)
The Iggles gotta prove they ain’t wearing panties and the Niners are just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Vikings
Bengals (who DEY all the way baby – SUPERBOWL)
Jets
Redskins
Dolphins
Ravens
Eagles
Bears
Steelers
Jets
Redskins
Dolphins
Ravens
Eagles
What about the Colts?!?!?!?!!?
“Da Bears”
Steelers
Jets
Redskins
Dolphins
Browns
Eagles
Here’s my picks, you suckas!
Bears–my Superfan pick “Da Bears 74, Minnesota 2”
Steelers
Jets
Redskins
Dolphins
Ravens
Iggles
Vikings
Bengals
Jets
Redskins
Dolphins
Ravens
Eagles
bears
bengals
jets
texans
dolphins
ravens
eagles
VIKINGS — Minnesota tends to go on illusory long winning streaks at the beginning or the end of the season. They follow with long losing streaks that also are illusory. This mediocre team is still good enough to beat a Bears team whose young QB won’t have a third straight strong game.
STEELERS — In a close one. True, Cincinnati is getting better but the Steelers are desperate. And did you see Chad Johnson after last week’s game? Why were the Bengals throwing in the 57th minute with the score 34-10?
JETS — These teams both try hard. The Jets have a better coach. But they’re in trouble if it rains in Buffalo.
‘SKINS — It would not be funny to see the SNYDERS go winless all year. I hope he does a better job with Six Flags than he has with the ‘Skins. (Watch out for those ticket prices!)
DOLPHINS — Katina Taylor knows how to handle the ‘Fins defense better than any current Titans QB. But I hope V.Y. makes it big in this league.
RAVENS — Their third straight easy win over an awful team.
EAGLES — As with the Steelers, I’m with Amadeo on the motivational angle. Common theme for the PA teams.
bears
bengals
bills
skins
‘fins
ravens
e-a-g-l-e-s
Da Bears
Steelers
J.E.T.S
Deadskins
Dolphins
Bmore
Eagles
vikings losing to the bears? the bears been suckin for 10 years, what make u think they gonna beat MN? the only reason there 2-0 is because they beat the PACKERS and the LIONS. MN beat two playoff teams.
Bears
Steelers
Jets
Texans
Titans
Ravens
Eagles
Bears
Bengals
Bills
Redskins
Dolphins
Ravens
Eagles