I’m Sure We Can Blame The Mexicans…

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And just when Mexicans were slipping on the DP dot com ‘Gully Meter’, up jumps the boogie. Some of you may have heard about the story of a woman being dragged from a car by a noose for over a mile. Looks like one Mexican family assimilated the American domestic abuse lifestyle to the fullest.

That’s what happens when the Mexicans come to this country and they start watching regular American television instead of TeleMundo or Noticias. They lose their fucking minds. This woman was watching OPRAH and those sassy Negro judge lady court programs and she forgot to fix her husband his pernil, arroz blanco and habichuelas. She prah’lee replied to him all sassy like those Black women do and rolled her neck and wagged her finger. My man wasn’t having any of that. He jumped on that ass right quick and put a rope around her neck and tied the rope to his Ford Pinto.

This is going to be the biggest problem with bringing Mexicans here into America to rebuild our country. They have a penchant for uber-machismo and subsequently they end up killing women. I guess that goes back to their Mayan roots, but here in America you can’t just kill a woman because she isn’t a virgin any longer. Most women here aren’t virgins after their 14th birthdays. Here in America we don’t kill our unruly women. We just whip them with electrical cords or place hot steam irons on their shirts, while they’re still wearing them. These Mexican dudes have the game all wrong.

9 Responses to “I’m Sure We Can Blame The Mexicans…”

  1. Alex2.0 says:

    maybe oprah needs to have a segment for mexican women on serving men “hot grits” (or should i say some Al Green) when their men wanna start some sh*t. i’m just sayin…

  2. prynsex says:

    And it wasn’t a Ford pinto…..it was a El Camino…j/k

  3. Misha says:

    see if they are getting sassy, then they are doing it wrong, they just need to put a laxitive in the nigga’s food and say how sorry they are for him being sick

  4. Amadeo says:

    Damn them dudes better be glad they ain’t all in the system cause dealing with D.S.S. and Child Support would mean alot of deaths.

  5. Sangano says:

    we don’t play

  6. 40 Dawg Drewlander says:

    I prefer threatening white women. The Risk/Reward factor is so much greater.

  7. Tony says:

    I didn’t read about this until now. Thankfully, this isn’t being used as even more fodder against illegals since the media only care when a young, hot ass white girl is in peril.

  8. prynsex says:

    ^ they said they couldn’t identify the victim……white poon is still a possibility.

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