HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES!

I have been getting my apartment into some semblance of order for the New Year. What has been wildly cool is that JOHN COLTRANE’s birthday party broadcast coincided with Rosh Hashanah so I didn’t have to go on my terrace and blow the the shofar, instead I just let ‘TRANE blow his horn for me. I have so much to thank AUM for that I wasn’t sure where to begin.

I have to start with my ladyfriend / almost fiance / sperm receptacle / love of my life. She is incredibly patient and trusting and I work my azz off to hopefully provide her with the life I think she deserves.

My family gives me constant agita, but without them I wouldn’t have a foundation to build from. My mother is a problematic enabler and my brother is wrapped up in the throes of alcoholism and addiction. I have been there myself and I realize that no one leaves that place until they decide that they want to. Pray for the both of them.

In only over a year of broadcasting live via DALLASPENN dot com we have attracted so many friends that I have to give thanks to all of you that have supported me directly and indirectly at this site. Special thanks to LIAM, PARIS, TAMRA, NISA, RAFI, REGGIE, BYRON, SHAREKA, TONY, RAHSHAAN, VIK and SHA’AKIRA.

Today’s lesson is to illustrate the difference between being a Jew and being jewish. Most of you understand that AUM had chosen a group of people to retain the message of the lifegiver. They were called the Hebrews. They were responsible for carrying the message and the faith. The Hebrews have been visited by many hardships and difficulties in order to test their faith and their devotion. The unimaginable universe is the reward for their unyielding faith, while many punishments are issued when they move astray. The Hebrew or Jew as you may choose to call them has been forced into slave bondage several times for his disobedience to AUM, the one true GOD, the nameless, the one with many names. These things were told to the Jew in the scriptures and it was his responsibility to live a righteous and pious life.

The Jew isn’t just a descendent of the ancient Hebrew, but he is also someone that strives to live by the tenets that were decreed pleasing and faithful to the One. Being a Jew is a fulltime occupation and not something that can be turned on or off like a light switch. When one claims to be jewish they are in effect becoming the equivalent of the colors lavendar or aqua in relation to the color blue. Those people are blue-ish. Something like the color blue in certain dark or obscured lights, but definitely not blue when the true light is shone upon them.

I implore all Hebrews and Jews to reaffirm your faith in the one true and manifest your devotion as you understand it must be given. Otherwise you are simply being colored and ultimately, transparent.

12 Responses to “HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES!”

  1. SANGANO says:

    your jewocity is strong

  2. Anonymous says:

    AUM=?
    please school a sister…only thing I know about Judiasm, coming from a Christian background is…
    Jesus was Jewish
    Jewish people have the Jewelry business on lock
    Jews and Christians believe they are “the chosen people”
    one of my former co-workers (Jewish) told me that on high holy days, you have to pre-pay in order to worship!!
    (and I thought it was rude for the collection plate to go around more than once!)
    oh, and I did learn about the ({C}hanukah and the victory of the Maccabees.
    really, what is the true difference between blacks and jews we have both survived slavery & holocausts…?
    someone once told me that if your mother is Jewish, then so are you.
    that pertains to blacks as well…if you notice…most HYH (high yellow heiffers) claim white if their moms are….okay going off topic….just point me into the direction of a serious website so that i can get more info on being jewish/judiasm…thanks

  3. Shonquayshah says:

    ummm no ms. cleo, but why do the person in the second pic look shim-ish?
    shim=she+him

  4. the_dallas says:

    I try not to respond to anonymous cowards but I will at least say this…

    AUM is one of the many names for the One that has no name. GOD, JEHOVAH, YAHWEH, ELOHIM are all names used to describe the One.

    Jesus was a Jew, your co-worker was prah’lee jewish

  5. miss ahmad says:

    all this and no recognition of the starting of rahmadan for the muslims?

    there go all chances for peace in the middle east!

    blessings to you and yours now and always!

  6. LM says:

    Dallas,

    Thank you. My prayers and support otherwise to you, your family and everyone else reading who needs it or wants to pass it on. You’ve created a community from ether, which is hard to do, and you’ve done it through generosity, not salesmanship.

    I’m going to have to re-read that Jew-jewish piece a few times.

    Shonquayshah, young Phoebe Cates doesn’t look shim-ish to me.

  7. Shonquayshah says:

    sorry dp, i got kinda happy with the enter key and didnot put in my name, again i apologize, won’t happen again…sheesh…now…please school me some more in the Jewish/jewish/jews and judaism that you know of…break it down the way only you can.

  8. Shonquayshah says:

    @LM check the shoulder width, face looks kinda mannish under “all that Maybelline” and the boob job? eh…?

  9. LM says:

    @Shonquayshah.. Eh, maybe. Let’s just say I’m glad I won’t find out you’re right.

  10. Rafi says:

    Shanah Tovah.

    I ate brisket and chicken soup Friday night in my aunt’s small Manhattan apartment. Due to allergies, I passed on the gefilte fish.

  11. Vik says:

    happy new years and happy born week,

    you’ve got me to throw my coltrane records…..ALL of them…..so what love supreme naima aaum

  12. Just Sha says:

    happy new year to you D you have grown keep hoping for those good days

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