dp, when is your born day? have a happy one!
from i like liquor and tv blog
liquor horoscope:
LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 23) Drinking style: “I’m just a social drinker,”
slurs Libra, “it’s just that I’m so damn social.” Libra loves nothing more
than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of
Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to “on”) or heavier on the Evil
Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really
work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in
self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble —
including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening,
flirting with their best friend’s beau or even blacking out the night’s
events entirely. Oops!
the real horoscope
which one are you?
from: life and times of a habitual line stepper blog
Libra (9/23 – 10/22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.
^my born day is on Thursday and these horrorscopes are funny and a little bit true.
I went to the Freedom party Friday early in the night and I was totally shitfaced before 1am. I teased my homie for having a Brazilian mail order bride (something to the effect that I went to Brazil and got the clap, you went and got married). I was wildly trashed for most of Saturday, but the John Coltrane festival got me through.
the second horrorscope is hilarious too. I suppose the fact that I am not gay has hurt my chances for employment and monetary gain. I typically dated chicks with Libra mothers and I was always a little too close with some of their moms (you know I always liked that MILF poon). I won’t be dying of an STD, because my plan is to be blown up by Al Kayder
will smith is one good looking man! i refuse to believe the “swinger” rumors just off his sexiness in bad boys 1 & 2.
You cannot hate on the prince
RD
dp, when is your born day? have a happy one!
from i like liquor and tv blog
liquor horoscope:
LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 23) Drinking style: “I’m just a social drinker,”
slurs Libra, “it’s just that I’m so damn social.” Libra loves nothing more
than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of
Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to “on”) or heavier on the Evil
Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really
work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in
self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble —
including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening,
flirting with their best friend’s beau or even blacking out the night’s
events entirely. Oops!
the real horoscope
which one are you?
from: life and times of a habitual line stepper blog
Libra (9/23 – 10/22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.
^my born day is on Thursday and these horrorscopes are funny and a little bit true.
I went to the Freedom party Friday early in the night and I was totally shitfaced before 1am. I teased my homie for having a Brazilian mail order bride (something to the effect that I went to Brazil and got the clap, you went and got married). I was wildly trashed for most of Saturday, but the John Coltrane festival got me through.
the second horrorscope is hilarious too. I suppose the fact that I am not gay has hurt my chances for employment and monetary gain. I typically dated chicks with Libra mothers and I was always a little too close with some of their moms (you know I always liked that MILF poon). I won’t be dying of an STD, because my plan is to be blown up by Al Kayder
I’ve always adored Will for his positivity in the game…happy b-day to the bo(f) of u(s).
Happy Birthday week to you. My husband’s birthday is Friday so you Libras are all right with me.
Will is looking better and better with age. I recently met him in person and he was gracious and down to earth.