The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.3

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There was a whole bunch of shit-talking going on last week, but none of y’all chumps could even run the table. Some of y’all need to take a bubble bath before you make your pics. Especially y’all peeps in Houston a/k/a West N’awlins. The Ravens limped out of Cleveland this weekend barely getting that win. The Dolphins and Redskins both broke the ice, so good for you ALEX 2.0 and LM.

Speaking of LM, its a good thing that you are a way better financial planner than you are in picking the games, or I’d still be using a Commodore 64 to do this website instead of a G4.

Let’s see who else needs to button they lips. Those of you that aren’t rookies this week have your composite score in parentheses.

THE DALLAS = 5 pts (10)
40 DAWG DREWLANDER = 6 pts
SHONQUAYSHAH = 4 pts (8)
P-CITY = 6 pts (11)
CANDICE = 6 pts (13)
AMADEO = 5 pts (11)
PRYNSEX = 4 pts
R.D. = 6 pts
TIFFANY = 5 pts
S DOT = 6 pts (11)
JESSE = 6 pts
Mr.GATES = 6 pts
LM = 5 pts (10)
ALEX 2.0 = 6 pts (10)
Mr.KAMOJI = 6 pts (11)
SASQUATCHFART = 4 pts
LAYON = 6 pts

CANDICE is still the overall leader, but the season has just begun and I expect her to tail off in the end. What happened to those Giants again? You aren’t going to win too many when you spot the opposing team a 5 touchdown lead. Keep playing to win the pool. A DALLASPENN dot com prize pack will go out to the overall winner including a pair of custom NIKE Air Max courtesy of the ‘Friends of Dallas Penn’.

10 Responses to “The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.3”

  1. Anonymous Gambling Addict says:

    Now that you are givin’ away prizes, I may have to throw my 2 cents into the mix. Although I am starting off a few weeks late, ain’t no thing but a chicken wing…

  2. Candice says:

    The Giants absolutely suck. What the hell? And then they comeback and score 30 points? I grew tired of hurling obscenities at the screen after the third quarter.

  3. Alex2.0 says:

    i vow never to pick any team that has jp losman as its qb. what was i thinking. shot out to the bengals for silencing that pittsburgh crowd.

    falcons @ saints. who you got dp?

  4. LM says:

    When my trash-talking turns out poorly, it raises the spirits of my competitors, leading to a happier world.

    I wish I could say Clinton Portis made Mark Brunell a record-setter. But I think it was the Texans who did.

  5. Amadeo says:

    I knew the Ravens would escape the trap…I DID NOT think the bengals would shut up Joey Porter though. Ray bless you all.

  6. LM says:

    My bad — I didn’t notice your nod to our #47… but his name is spelled same as the Chicago HS

  7. prynsex says:

    A new pair of NIKES! Well since you put it “thataway”………..let the games begin! lol

  8. p-city says:

    Leave it to LM to reference one of my favorite movies in football post.

    Has anyone been checking out “Preach” as the mayor on The Wire?

  9. jdotnicholas says:

    Is it too late to get in?

  10. Jason says:

    Where do we post our picks?

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