COOLIE COONERY

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I don’t care too much for Indian broads. Not the POCAHONTAS type, which I like, but the red dot forehead type. They’re rederkulously hairy and they have the strongest pheromone musk I have ever smelled. By not liking Indian women I conversely don’t enjoy Indian cuisine either. I typically don’t mess with Indian food because it runs through me faster than the Amtrak Acela express non-stop from D.C. to NYC. All this to say that I am prah’lee missing a glorious alternate universe to the African American minstrel like entertainment coming from Viacom.

Then again, the Old Earth always said to be careful what you pray for, you just may get it.



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7 Responses to “COOLIE COONERY”

  1. Anonymous Coon says:

    I can’t quite tell if that is a kid of a “little person”, but that is the funniest damn spot in a while….

    That little guy is the Indian version of “Wee man” (from Jackass). There is no telling how far he’d go in Hollywood, instead of Bollywood.

  2. Candice says:

    I am at work, with tears running down my face. That is hilarious…

  3. Vik says:

    careful….you may get outsourced.

    dp: coonery comes in all colors. youtube makes it all the more clear.

  4. Sach says:

    shit is hillarious.

    I’ll have to agree on the Indian girls, but the food is dope once in a while. I can’t hate on the grub.

  5. blaq honey says:

    I swear red-dot Indians are the closest to black folks when it comes to dancing. I was at the club one day getting my dance on. I like to freestyle and shyt. Next thing you know people trying to get me to “battle” this lil Indian dude. He started “shaking it like a salt-shaker” and doing the “bootylicious” and I was **dead**. I walked off the dance floor. LOL.

  6. Goliano says:

    I’m with Sach, Indian food is da bomb. Nothin’ like a Lamb Vindaloo to flush out the plumbing. LOL

  7. Carlos Mac says:

    I like Indian grub almost as much as Thai. I’ve never seen Indians “throwing down” at the dance club. Still that vid was ABSOLUTELY CRAZY! Kinda reminds me of dancing “baby che, che”.

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