No big surprise to anyone who doesn’t keep his head in his azz that we have made less international friendships under this presidential administration than any previous one. The world isn’t safer or more stable and the domestic economy is shot to hell and crawling into this fourth quarter like a wounded dog. Well where is all this sunshine coming from that G DUBBZ and General Grievous KARL ROVE are finding to spread out to the people? Here it is…

REPUBLICANS ARE BRINGING SEXY BACK!
I bet you that there are more Republicans on MySpace than there are Democrats. MySpace does great for closeted freaks and perverts. I’m not talking about your run of the mill BILL CLINTON political perversions, I’m talking love RICK JAMES Republican style. She was only 17, but she was sexy.

APPOINT DONALD RUMSFELD KING OF IRAQ
Instead of managing the Iraq War from America, G DUBBZ should appoint DONALD RUMSFELD as the soverign chief of the United Provinces of Iraq. In this new position RUMSFELD will be allowed to indiscriminately kill civilians insurgents and maintain order within the oil rich annex of the United States.

BOMBARD IRAQ WITH ‘MISSION ACCOMPLISHED’ BILLBOARDS
I’m sure there’s nothing more demoralizing to terrorists than to see that all their efforts have been for naught. Placing these billboards along the roadways from Baghdad to Falluja and all points in between will deter terrorists from placing roadside bombs and return these men to their normal vocation – driving medallion taxis in New York City.

KEEP THE PENTAGON FREE OF FISCAL WATCHDOGS
Winning the ‘War On Terror’ isn’t cheap and inexpensive. It takes generations of hard working Americans’ tax dollars and social security contributions and even then we are still short on the tab, so that means borrowing from friends.

When all else fails theres always old reliable, rinse, wash, repeat…

Abortion!

Gays!!

GOD!!!

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