I’m all hype for this weekend because I get to see where my Cowboys rank inside of the NFC East. Philadelphia has been a tough matcchup for us the last few years since DONOVAN McNABB came to Broad Street. I hope T.O. has a monster afternoon, but I really need our running game to get off the skids. This weekend will go a long way to letting me know if the ‘Boys are built for January.
I told you I wasn’t betting against the Ravens this week. Since them dudes is playing on Monday night they won’t be in our pool this weekend. I am ready for them to lose a game too. Who do these dudes think they are? The ’72 Dolphins?!? (LM, that is the right year, right?) Anyhoo, Chicago returns to the pool this weekend as well as the Giants. I’m hoping that the ‘Skins can beat the Giants and send the New York football beat writers into a frenzy. How many NFL coaches have been fired before week 6 (LM knows the answer).
BUFFALO BILLS @ CHICAGO BEARS
Buffalo wings versus bratwurst equals massive indigestion. Chicago’s defense gets in done in the windy city.
MIAMI DOLPHINS @ NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
I keep putting Miami in the pool because ALEX 2.0 is in love with DUANTE CULPEPPER. Face it ALEX 2.0, DUANTE is gay and so are the Dolphins. Patriots handle their B.I.
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS @ NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
The swamp at the SuperDome is where you can find decomposing corpses and CHRIS SIMMS spleen. I’m not exactly sure what a spleen is, but not having one sounds like a problem. The Saints will rip the spleen from the Bucs arses and then eat it.
WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ NEW YORK GIANTS
Try to imagine all the losers in NYC that live for sports talk radio. If the Giants lose this game what happened to those little Amish girls will seem like a picnic compared to the carnage of balding middle aged males from New Jersey coming up from their basements to choke their mothers. Thank GOD for the Giants.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ ARIZONA CARDINALS
Now that the Chiefs have a win under their belt its time to return back to the cellar of the AFC West. Arizona rookie QB MATT LEINART gets fat off poor KC defense.
NEW YORK JETS @ JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
This is a tough one and I’m going to have to go with my head and say that the Jags need this game for some eemotional stability. After being pwned by Washington in OT the Jags will show some urgency and resolve early in this game.
DALLAS COWBOYS @ PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
You know my steez…
I am so feeling seven for seven this week. You don’t have to rush your picks since the post stays active all weekend, just make sure that you drop your picks before the first game’s kickoff.
Here’s my picks for the week….
Daaaaa Bears
Patriots
Saints
Redskins
Chiefs
Jaguars
Philly
i’m not picking the dolphins for the rest of the season..hell, i think even green bay and detroit will whoop their ass later this season). i’ll be back with my picks.
Daaaaaa BEARS
Dem Belichek Boyz
NOLA… NOLA… AY!!!!!
KC and the Sunshine Band
El GIGANTES
Los JETS
IGGLES…
You know I don’t follow sports how I used to…
The real question is whether the BEARS D will outscore the Bills O.
Daunte’s resurrection will occur. But not against the PATRIOTS. I was wrong about him having a career day last week; instead, Mario Williams did.
I am rooting for the SAINTS to make the playoffs and Jon “Chucky” Gruden’s head to explode.
This is the week Gregg Williams’ D puts on a show. REDSKINS
CHIEFS D gets fat off poor Matt Leinart.
The Jets show promise. But they won’t beat the JAGUARS on the road.
DP, I didn’t realize until this season you were a ‘Boys fan. It’s a tribute to us that we’re still on speaking terms. I’m almost sorry about the crap the EAGLES will drop on the Dallas squad.
“After being pwned by Washington in OT the Jags will show some urgency and resolve early in this game.”
No way, y0. I’d put my CL Low JIII’s on it. KC 24 AZ 13
oops, meant to quote the Lienart part.
P.S. How does one get in on this pool?
Da Bears (that should be a good game though)
Do I really have to say the Patriots?
The Saints
Redskins (barring a miracle, after the game all reporters will run to Shockeys locker)
I need Leinhart to play well cause Boldin is on my Fantasy team but, I pick the Chiefs
Jag-u-ars (Queens English)
Cowboys (The Eagles secondary is too hurt to stop Terry Glenn and no one ever stops T.O.)
Bears
Pats
Saints
GIANTS (They need this one badly)
Chiefs
Jags
Eagles
^J,
put your picks in the comments section and you are officially part of the pool family.
DP….FYI…I will be at the Eagles/Cowboys showdown. The whole town will be outside burning T.O Eagle Jersey’s, pep rallying, tailgaiting.
These Eagles fans are no joke and they are pissed as hell. I hope TO has some bodyguards…
The Bears
The Patriots
The Saints
***The Redskins***
The Cards
The Jags
and
The XLI SuperBowl Champs-The Eagles
Oh and um “don’t sleep on the Ravens meng. They will hand Denver a nice loss on Monday night! Hot and fresh.
Bears
Patriots
Saints
Redskins
Chiefs
Jaguars
Eagles
Bears
Pats
Saints
Giants
Chiefs
Jags
Cowboys
Candice, you aint lyin’ when you say that the Philly crowd is tough.
Those humps booed Donovan McNabb when he was drafted.
and to think, we wanted the guy who chose weed over millions… anyway
E. A. G. L. E. S…. EAGLES!!!
^beating the Eagles this weekend will taste sweeter than Rosario Dawson’s cooch
Bears
Pats
Saints
Skins
Chiefs
Jags
EAGLES
COMMON
NKOTB
Choppa
Portis aka Andre 2500
K.C and jojo
Dallas Austin
Mase (born Mason Durrell Betha on August 27, 1977 in Jacksonville, Florida)
AND THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!
^El A in the D just gave us 8 teams but I think we can work it out.
Bears
Pats
Saints
Giants
Chiefs
Jags
Eagles
Maybe it will be better this week:
Bears
Patriots
Saints
Giants
Chiefs
Jags
Cowboys
EL A in the D is off the chain!
I’m looking to Takeover this pool sh*t:
Bears
Patriots
Saints
Redskins
Cardinals
Jags
E-A-G-L-E-S
And no one is allowed to talk about us Philly sports fans until you live here and deal with:
1) The team with the most losses in SPORTS history–The Phillies (yes, not just baseball, but ALL OF SPORTS). 120+ years of existence = 1 title. The Florida Marlins = 2 rings in 13 years.
2) No championships for any of the 4 major teams (Sixers, Phillies, Eagles, Flyers) since 1983!!?!
3) One of the worst GM’s in basketball–Billy King (aka Michael Wilbon’s clean cut mo’pussy getting brother)
4) The HIGHEST PAID PLAYER in the NBA this season–Chris Webber at $23 million
5) Andy Reid’s caloric intake
Eagles are totally getting pwned this weekend. Boo hoo, Philly hasn’t had any champs because you are a suburb of NYC. Get with the winners S Dot.
How ’bout them Cowboys!?!?!
Uh Dallas….the Philly fans were outside throwing pills at pictures of TO at the downtown pep rally.
I just saw a vendor selling shirts that say “Cowboys suck, TO swallows”.
This is gonna be one crazy game. DAMN.
Let me say this. As someone lived in Philly for 6 years, those people are insane. I mean for the sake of all thats holy they really need to let that city get a championship. They truly are “The Most Depraved Fans In America”.
El A in the D and S Dot are wittier than anyone commenting at Deadspin, ever.
I used to think NY fans were off the chain….Philly has us beat. They are desperate and violent. Not a good combo.
Bears
Patriots
Saints
Redskins
Chiefs
Jaguars
Eagles
bears
patriots (miami is playing for the ’07 #1 draft pick)
saints
giants
chiefs
jags
e-a-g-l-e-s (i have my doubts but i decided not to pick against them this year)
dp…please don’t include the dolphins anymore. they’re killing me right now. and by the way, i’m in love with jason taylor (#99). too bad he only likes white meat.
Bears
Patriots
Saints
Giants
Cardinals
Jags
Eagles