SPRINT Nextel Doesn’t Totally Suck Azz…

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In my quest to have used a cellphone from every provider availale I find myself within the Sprint Nextel network. I don’t have one of those chirping Sprint phones because those are gay. Just a regular cellphone with an MP3 player, and internets service and a back massager.

Just as I was throwing my last provider to the curb I saw a promotion for the sleek Samsung A900 model so I figured I could eff with Sprint for a minute or two since their equipment was totally sexy (no MARK FOLEY). Turns out that Sprint isn’t half bad either as a service provider. Dead zones aren’t nearly the problem that they were 10 years ago since there are cell towers on almost every street corner. The new demon is the amount of radiation that you are absorbing while using your cell phone. Motorola’s SLVR and RAZR phones are the highest on the list. Samsung, not so much.

I will enjoy this Sprint Samsung phone until that next new new drops where cellphone service providers put the microchip inside of my forehead.

8 Responses to “SPRINT Nextel Doesn’t Totally Suck Azz…”

  1. miss ahmad says:

    is that your hand? are you really a caucasian in disguise dallas penn?

  2. Hov Lost says:

    i wouldnt be surprised if this mutafucka was white… I be wondering bout the shit posted on here sometimes.

  3. LM says:

    Is Hov Lost real?

  4. the_dallas says:

    ^I think HovLost is gay, with a touch of homophobia.

    I have no problems though with a Mark Foley azz nigga reading this site, just leave them little boys alone.

  5. Hov Lost says:

    dallas if elton john saw u he’d spit on u and call u a faggot. nigga ur topics are bullshit half of the time and just suspect the rest of the time. “U a bitch nigga, you could find a bigger heart in a bird.” (c) banks

    The shit u be posting is just on some whie suburbs faggot type shit. If i saw u on the streets id spit on u and teredactyl looking bitch u call moms. U know she wished she’d have did your ru paul azz like brenda’s baby.. smarten up dallas..

  6. the_dallas says:

    ^HovLost, you are a bird azz homo and a coward. Coward azz nigga that prah’lee sits down to pee. If your’e half a homo azz ever thinks about wanting to see me on the streets come to TriBeCa Cinemas on a Friday night and ask for me by name.

    I normally don’t pay bird azz niggas no mind but since you keep coming to my house to talk your’e shit tell me why you are too scared to leave an e-mail address? I swear if I ever see you i will stab you in your eye socket for letting my mother’s legacy come up in your comments.

    You is a faggot and a coward and don’t think that because you leave a fake e-mail address that you can’t be touched. i will have have my computer niggas research your IP address and in a minute I will be the phone with your momma asking her if she even knows who your daddy is. i know you don’t know him.

  7. prynsex says:

    ^Ha, tell’em Dall……lol

    I hate bitter bitch azz, crybaby, suck a dick negroes.

    Hey HovLost what’s the beef boo?!

  8. That's Coco says:

    I THINK HOV LOST IS EXACTLY THAT “LOST” WHAT BLOG SITE WAS YOU LOOKING FOR? FOR WHAT REASON WOULD YOU COME ON HERE AND TRY TO BASH THE DALLAS? FOR RECOGNITION? IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT’S BEING POSTED – LEAVE ! NO VIOLENT-HOSTILE TYPING IS NEEDED ! DALLAS I GOT YO BACK! THIS PERSON IS SERIOUSLY A SECRET ADMIRER TRUST ME! LIKE I SAY” HATE ME OR LOVE ME…I’M STILL YOUR OBSESSION!” AND YOU ARE HIS OBSESSION!

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