A shout goes out to the website ‘A Salute To Weed Carriers‘. Without Weed Carriers some of the world’s greatest entertainers would be performing inside a correctional facility as someone’s bitch.
Wig Brushers are equally important because they make entertainers look good. Not just by styling their hairpieces, but by adding that sheen and lustre that the Wig Owners need to feel good about themselves. Some of the greatest Wig Owners in the game don’t even wear any of their own wigs. They’re smart enough to give these wigs to younger, more energetic and more attractive entertainers who might be able to create future Wig Owners in their own right.
Look at Wig Owner QUINCY JONES. He never wears a Wig himself even though his pate can get a bit shiny at some of these open bar soirees. Instead he gives Wigs to guys like JEFFREY OSBORNE and HERB ALPERT. The same goes for HUSTLE SIMMONS. He is quick to give a few Wigs to the Irving Gottis of the rap game even though Irv wasted his Wigs by sharing them with a known drug dealer. Nobody has given out more Wigs than CLIVE DAVIS. There would be no music industry in Atlanta if not for CLIVE DAVIS’ Wig salon and beauty shoppe called Arista Records.
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WIGNEY HOUSTON I can’t even begin to name all the jig Wig Owners that come from that Arista salon but I remember that WIGNEY HOUSTON, was CLIVE’s platinum baby doll until she started getting high on her own supply. |
BABYFACE, who incidentally has a disturbingly young looking face, and L.A. REID were once Wig Owning partners who developed younger Wig Owners to follow in their footsteps. OUTKAST and JERMAINE DUPRI learned about Wig Owning from LaFace. Just like T.L.C. took the steps by ‘brushing to own’ that they were taught by PEBBLES. There were some Wig Brushers brought under the umbrella just to diddle CLIVE’s berries (yes MARK FOLEY). Too bad we all learned too late that KRISS KROSS wore their pants backwards to give CLIVE easy access to their little poop chutes. That’ll make you jump around for sure.
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VELVET REVOLVER What kinds of guns and roses would the Velvet Mafia use? Velvet Revolvers you dumbazz. At least that’s what I heard (no LUTHER VANDROSS Care Free Curls Wig). |
More than 50 years in the Wig Supply business means that CLIVE DAVIS has enough clout to make a Wig Owner out of career Wig Brushers. Who’s wearing the Wigs now you WAYANS bitches?!?
Sometimes you don’t just give away Wigs, but you even lend a beard.
I give CLIVE maxmium hardbody points for being able to withstand STAR JONES body odor long enough to kiss her – bleah!
Most of all, being the music business number one Wig supplier means that you have pockets deep enough to foot the tab for an open bar event with this broad. Trust me though, she’s not pouring Mr.DAVIS’ champagne on her feet.
“KRISS KROSS wore their pants backwards to give CLIVE easy access to their little poop chutes”
^that made me luagh.
and seriously dp…when are you gonna let up off alicia?
this is too funny.
nice post dp.
you need that ticket for the halloween show?
Clive needs to buy the domain…
http://www.WIGS4JIGS.com
“Not just by styling their hairpieces, but by adding that sheen and lustre” LOL
There still may be hope for Whit. Only Clive could turn her around and get her to potential wig ownership.
Now that you put it that way………
Matthew Knowles WISH he could hold a hot comb and jar of Bergamont grease to one of Clives wigs.
Aw damn, not only is this a nice post but also it makes me feel less guilty about all of my MP3’s. Don’t want to fund this garbage or Kimora’s Imelda Marcos-style shoe collection.
So did Whitney fry her wig or did she smoke it?