Now that NELSON MANDELA a/k/a ‘Big Black Brother Uncle Africa’ has been released from the United Nations prison we should assess all the good work he has done for the ‘Motherland’.
Let it be understood, under no uncertain terms, that AFRICA IS STILL FUCKED THE FUCK UP!
How can the world’s largest continent with the Earth’s greatest abundance of mineral resources still be so gottdamned fucked up?!? Are the Africans still trading the Europeans diamonds for rusty teapots? What is crazy to me is that I can pretty much blame colonialism and supremacy for just about everything wrong with this planet, but in the long run it becomes obvious to me what Africa and the rest of the world aren’t realizing. It’s non-white people that are ruining this world for whites. If all non-whites (and white Muslims) would just kill themselves it would end all racism.
Think about that for a second… You can’t deny that’s not true either. Isn’t that what we all want anyhoo? Peace on Earth. When supremacy had it’s riding boots knee deep in Africa’s arse at least the trains ran on time. I don’t even want to watch a television program about Africa for fear I might contract malaria or cholera or any one of the thousands of diseases they have over there. Are famine and drought contagious? I sure hope not.
We should just give Africa back to the supremacists. They know what to do with it anyhoo. They know how to find the diamonds and the oil. All the Africans are doing over there is starving and dying. NELSON MANDELA should have addressed this while he was in charge of the United Nations. Instead of just giving back the Middle East to the supremacists, he should have given back all of Africa.
yo this off topic, but it’s “breaking news”
http://www.theyoungturks.com
TYT interview Christopher Dickey from Newsweek
Extreme No Mark Foley JIC on this entire post
Turns out that extreme religious fundamentalist have a high tendency to be pedophile fa-gos, not just “Christians” like Rev. Ted Haggard
The Taliban in Afghanistan have a problem with some soldiers effing young boys. Again extreme no Weezy Fa-go Baby just in case. The Newsweek guy Dickey said this is partly due to the women being in burkhas, and that the woman (not sure if the dude also) can get stoned for adultery
Dickey said this is also a problem in the Persian Gulf. Geez that make Gee Dubbz’ holding hands & kissing Saudi princes ever more fa-go-ish
Dickey said than in Shia Iraq, the clerics allow “temporary marriages” for as short as 1 hr. At least it’s not fa-go-ish but still WTF temp marriages?
Yo maybe to win the “hearts & minds” of these countries we need to put American hoes in the service! Just think if Nas’ ex-ho Carmen, Superhead, Paris Hilton & the Gee Dubbzita Twins were enlisted to serve our country in that capacity. These hoes could really do some great work that would preempt a lot of terrorism
yo a small point, Africa is the 2nd largest continent, Asia is the largest. But otherwise good post
Why d’u call Koffi Annan Nelson Mandela? & why are you ignorant enough to think Africans were better off with white people running shit? They don’t seem to give much of a shit about black people in America
actually I see that you’re being ironic, but ethering all non-white & non-muslim wouldn’t do shit to stop wars & supremacy. Look at the history of Europe & all their wars, despite the fact that all the royal families were cousins to each other via arranged marriages. Look at the Nazis’ ethering of white jews. Look at North Ireland war recently.
You gotta remind white folks of that like the bitchmade Bill O’Reilly Hitler who says he doesn’t care “if all Shias & Sunnis kill each other in Iraq, then maybe we’ll get a stable country”. Yo what about North Ireland, & ironically that moron O’Reilly is Irish. Bitchmade!
^^co-signs NoMamesBuey
Do the knowledge on the Peters Projection World Map. This is ain’t your daddy’s global map.
The Earth is round and maps typically distort that fact. Have you ever seen a map where Greenland is almost the same size as Africa? The Peters Map unfolds the Earth into a flat plane. Click the link here and view the map, but only if you can handle the truth.
cot damn.
this is effin fuuuunnny. lovin the fact that you call kofi nelson. same shit, right?
kofi didn’t do ish….so he’s tryin to dog on gw bush while people still give two shits about him.
as long as i can buy bling for my lady…..i’m ok with the africans
I’m with Randy. This is the second blog I’ve read where you’ve called Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela. They Don’t even look alike and it takes away from your message. If you don’t even know who you’re talking about how can you know what you’re talking about.
Kofi got himself a good white broad and more stamps in his passport that International Hov. I can’t hate that man.
**ehem…clears throat….ehem…quotes Talent….dont take it personal its just cooooooommmmedy…..***
-Talent
some of you need to lose a little water out ya asses cuz if you can’t tell sarcasm and irony, then this blog aint for you….we try our hardest to flip statements and twist metaphors to keep the slow ones from coming back…
^LionXL, this blog ain’t for a lot of folks that’s for sure.
Dear extra sensitive readers,
Your dear jig statesman Kofi Annan is recognized by this website. Bring your mouse pointer over the picture and view the the title I have given this image. After that I would kindly ask that you kill yourself and save the Earth from your humorless carbon footprint.
Sweet Kenya didn’t make the list, On a second note happy belated Jamhuri Day to you and yours.
what would Jon Secada do?
Fuck’d up or not I look forward to visiting Kush next year. The United Nations should be relocated to Africa… maybe then we can see some progress in the motherland.
Hey Dallas:
Where is the post to start the cRqaap Fantasy League?
I put my picks back in the original post.
As long as the resources keep coming out the rest of the world doesn’t care about Africa…unless you’re in the Peace Corps or something.
I for one appreciate the not so subtle satirical writing in this post but maybe thats becuz I can read, I digress. man devils…ehem…whites need to be applauded for their triumphant victory of taking over the world (a la pinky & the brain). who else could have the mental & moral capacity to enslave whole populations, rape women, suck natural resources, & convince 85% of the world that they are not culprits! at least they gave us porn!
Kofi Annan can’t be wholly blamed for every problem in Africa though. We still have in our homeland, despots, corrupt governments, Western influence and such to deal with..and even pseudo-colonialism. There wasn’t much Annan could’ve done considering the body he was a ‘head’ of.
..everything in Africa isn’t SO bad, not saying it’s good either and yes it does befuddle me of African birth, origin and raising as to how we have all the natural resources in the world yet the means to transfer that into general wealth is lost…there are so many sides of the coin to this issue, not just one guy.
Basically, Kofi Annan is just a glorified spokesperson for the Whites of the World (United Nations). What does his faction actually do? When they chastised the thought mass weapons and Georgia Bush, the criticized war mongers keep to their plan and ran game on them. We should not blame him but embrace him since his plight is relative to ours( to speak out on injustice and be ignored or pacified enough to shut up). The problem with Africa is similar to a gullible, ugly rich broad. If she let you run trains on her and take her money and never really stopped you from doing it, would you ever stop abusing her? Ask Russell Simmons. He came back from the scenic route of Africa with news that it wasn’t that bad. Somebody must have gave that nicca some dough for that synopsis.
Peters Projection Map…
Why didn’t I know about this…
I can’t take all the truth kid.
Afirca is a big continenet so be careful when you generalize, although I will agree that there are several failed states, you also have instances of success. I propose that although the roots of the problem vary and run deep, in most instances it remans a long standing effect of colonilism.
The images of poverty and dieases do not represent eveyrone in these countries, as with anything else the media only highlights the most sensational images. I routinly return to West Africa on vaca and belive me, its all good. Like anywhere else you have vast differences along economic lines, unfourtunatly a largeer share of the population remain in poverty with no welfare system to bandage the problem like we have in the US of A.
Excludng the war- torn states, several African countries are building (literarly),
for example Nigerai as an independent Nation is only 46 years old vs. the United States at 230. You gotta crawl before you walk.
On another note; I saw blood diamonds and it remined me of how gully Africans can be. What!!!
…..i’m thinking your just trying to be funny by constantly referring to kofi annan as nelson mandela…maybe because kofi feels he got some of that 20+ jail sentence swagger that mandela has because he runs the U.N and is friends with Bono? shit, bono is friends with the j(n)igga-man too. good post though