First off, peace out to LAMAR HUNT. Old boy was part of the O.G. NFL Illuminati and he even coined the term ‘Super Bowl’. Plus, how gully is the name LAMAR for a white?
Yes, yes, y’all. This is what you came here for – crunch time. There are only three weeks left to play in the football season and the pool is starting to tighten up. Just try to imagine everyone within three points of each other for week 17?!? A lot of y’all will be going against your so called favorites on that week. Maybe even AMADEO.
This internets thing has your boy going crazier than Gnarls Barkley over here, plus my lady is starting to throw me shade because I am hugged up on the laptop more than her lap top. Somethings going to have to give. It may be time for an intervention or some shit. The one guy I was gonna turn to to get me out of the house and on the handball court turns out to be a webhead too. LM, thanks as always for the support. It will kind of suck if you win the football pool since you have given me so much money for DP Dot Com projects. By the way, at the end of football season we will have a new contest called cRap Music Fantasy League. If you know anything about cRap music and/or you wan’t to stay connected to the site this will be the next jumpoff.
This is no time to lose focus. You have these three weeks to come up in the game and win a pair of custom DP Dot Com NIKE I.D. shoes. These joints aren’t even available on the internets. I am having them designed at a special lab in lower Manhattan. Exclusive leathers in the colors of your favorite team or of your choosing. It’s going down like that for whoever wins this pool.
***Heavy Roller Allowances are still in effect***
ESBEE (+5) per pick
JESSE (+4) per pick
J trademeark(+3) per pick
Everybody else (+1) per pick
***The first pool game this weekend is on Saturday night. Don’t sleep because you will be slipping.***
CHEA!
DALLAS COWBOYS @ ATLANTA FALCONS
RON MEXICO meets ROMO. Atlanta better have on some protection.
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS @ TENNESSEE TITANS
VINCE YOUNG has got a whole lot of people looking even dumber than they claim he was.
MIAMI DOLPHINS @ BUFFALO BILLS
The ‘Fins are typically 0 for December.
NEW YORK JETS @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Jets should rebound from last week’s debacle. I like saying the word debacle.
WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ NEW ORLEANS
I hate you JOE GIBBS, but if you win this one for me…
PITTSBURGH STEELERS @ CAROLINA PANTHERS
Back to Hell RAE CARRUTH.
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES @ NEW YORK GIANTS
JEFF GAYCIA and MICHAEL GAYHANDS meet up after the game at the Stonewall Inn. Don’t even ask me how I know to say that.
BONUS POINTS * HEAVY ROLLER * BONUS POINTS
Who has the most passing yards this weekend?
BRETT FAVRE or DREW BREES?
Who records the most sacks this weekend?
JASON TAYLOR or JULIUS PEPPERS?
Will KANSAS CITY win one for the Gipper?
YES or NO
Total combined score for TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS @ CHICAGO BEARS
OVER or UNDER 37 pts
Cowboys
Jags
Bills
Jets
Saints
Steelers
Giants
Brees (1)
Taylor
No (1)
Over
Ante UP–IT’S GAME TIME!
This is a must win for Dallas’ BOYS if they even want to smell the jockstrap of my Bears and the Saints. Romo rolls over Mexico (extra homo).
The Jags only beat teams they’re supposed to lose to. Now that Vince Young is a beast and the Titans are rolling, do they qualify as a team the Jags SHOULD lose to? Hmmm….I’m going VINSANE with the Titans.
Dolphins on the road in December–shook ones. Bills.
Jets
Saints are that Cinderella.
Steelers
After ethering a few cats here yesterday in defense of my city, I’m rolling with Jeff “Not Jerry” Garcia to fly high over the New York Divas.
BONUS
Brees +1
Bears vs. Bucs UNDER 37 +1
Peppers
KC will win
Sorry for those checkin for me last week I WAS in LAS VEGAS losing extreme green———
now atl—Jaxxxy—-mia—nyjetz-new oil—-pitz–philly
BREeZY+1 Jay TAY+1 no and under
Dallas
Jacksonville
Buffalo
Vikings
N.O.
Panthers
Giants
+3 Drew Brees
+3 KC gets it done for the Gipper … Gotta go with my city on this one
Damn, I’m really behind. I was in Mexico for a week getting smashed!!!
Dallas
J Ville
Bills
Jets
N.O.
Steelers
Giants
“Every body else” Bonus:
Brees
Taylor
No?
OVER 37 POINTS
forgot over and Peppers for the bonus
^Tiffany, you have 39 Total Points. The same as ESBEE.
You may wager up to the +5 point max on two(2) of your Bonus picks to make them Heavy Rollers
Oops. Thanks. I’ll take 3 on Brees and 3 on “over” (Combined score) .
um, i had to study for finals…i apologize
mmmmmmmk, here goes:
dallas
tennessee
buffalo
new york
new orleans
carolina
giants
*****
brees
taylor
yes
under
Cowboys (even though the real ones are in New Mexico)
I’m a roll with Vince
Dolphins
Jets
‘Nawlins
Steelers
Giants (please God make them stop that Ballin’ crap)
***********************
Breezy (+1)
Zach’s Brother in Law
Not after that finesse team comment (though I wish they would)
under
Atlanta
Titans
Miami
Jets
Saints
Steelers
GIANTS
Brees (+1)
Taylor (+1)
Nope
Under
oops…I meant to change Miami to Bills…make a note Mr. Penn. Thanks!
Cowboys
Jaguars
Bills
Jets
Saints
Steelers
Giants
Brees plus one
Peppers
Kansas City will succumb to the Chargers
Bucs-Bears under 37 plus one
Holding hand over eyes!
Falcons
Jaguars
Dolphins
Jets
Skins
Panthers
Eagles
*********
Brees
Taylor
NO (+1)
Over (+1)
COWBOYS
JAG-YOU-RRRRs
BUFFALO (with extra Blu Cheez)
LOS JETS
N.O. (means no)
PANTHERS
JINTS
*******
BREEZ (+1)
PEPPERS (+1)
HERM wins it
UNDER
before I forget…
‘Boys
Jigs
Bills
Vikes
‘Skins
Steelers
Giants
Young Breezy +1
Liteskin brother whose named begins with J. (Taylor +1)
S’herms
Ovah
cowboys
jaguars
dolphins
vikings
steelers
saints
giants
brees +1
j.t
kc loses +1
over
DALLAS COWBOYS @ ATLANTA FALCONS
RON MEXICO meets ROMO. Atlanta better have on some protection.
‘Boys, trust Greg Wackk to yuck it up calling dumb offensive plays…
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS @ TENNESSEE TITANS
VINCE YOUNG has got a whole lot of people looking even dumber than they claim he was.
I’mma go with the In-Vince-ible, we on a roll in da ‘ville..
MIAMI DOLPHINS @ BUFFALO BILLS
The ‘Fins are typically 0 for December.
MIA
NEW YORK JETS @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Jets should rebound from last week’s debacle. I like saying the word debacle.
I expect Chad to bounce back (I got him on my fantasy league so he just gotta)
WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ NEW ORLEANS
I hate you JOE GIBBS, but if you win this one for me…
I expect Bush to get at least a touch down. Nolia..
PITTSBURGH STEELERS @ CAROLINA PANTHERS
Back to Hell RAE CARRUTH.
Steelers, they’re getting back in shape..
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES @ NEW YORK GIANTS
JEFF GAYCIA and MICHAEL GAYHANDS meet up after the game at the Stonewall Inn. Don’t even ask me how I know to say that.
West Coast offense > Eli Manning – Go eagles..
BONUS POINTS * HEAVY ROLLER * BONUS POINTS
Who has the most passing yards this weekend?
BRETT FAVRE or DREW BREES?
+5 for Drew Breezy..
Who records the most sacks this weekend?
JASON TAYLOR or JULIUS PEPPERS?
+5 for Jason Taylor..
Will KANSAS CITY win one for the Gipper?
YES or NO
YES!
Total combined score for TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS @ CHICAGO BEARS
OVER or UNDER 37 pts
Over 37 points. I expect Grossman to solidify last week’s fluke with yet another fluke.
^EsBee,
you finally got it right pimpin’! Good luck!
Cowboys
Jacksonville
MIA
J-E-T-S
NEW ORLEANS
PITT
E-A-G-L-E-S
Drew Breezy +1
Jason Taylor
NO +1
Over
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