I suppose it was only a matter of time before baseball finally went gay. What with all the talk of sticks and wood, along with the fact that the game is basically about catching balls. The Roc-A-Fella symbol is about to become some ubiquitous greeting in the sports world as well. Pictured above is a lip-glossed ALEX RODRIGUEZ doing the Roc hand sign as he purses his lips for kissing DEREK JETER no doubt (yes WEEZY EFFS BABY).
Now that the steroid scandal has subsided I imagine that baseball team owners will need to concoct another tempest in a teacup to keep the fans interested in their product during a dreadfully long season. Another drug scandal might not sit well with lawmakers in the Beltway and subject baseball to further scrutiny and inquiry, but a gay scandal could be titillating and help with the ratings for that elusive well heeled demographic – GLBT.
There’s a report floating around somewhere about how much money GLBT’s make as a demographic community when compared to their hetero breeder counterparts. The ghey player is sure to get some burn on the ELLEN DiGENERES Show as well as JAY LENO’s ‘Tonight Show’. This year marks the sixtieth anniversary of JACKIE ROBINSON re-integrating America’s pastime. Maybe this will be the year that a homo JACKIE ROBINSON comes out of the dugout, er, closet. JACKIE ROBINSON is one of my personal heroes but I can admit that the name JACKIE is very much GLBT.
Anyhoo, pitchers and catchers report this week. Let’s Go Mets.
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST HATER WHO EVER LIVED! Why are you mad that Alex and Derek could both get it? So dreamy. That is my lip gloss.
btw…a while back when beyonce was posing on the red carpet with her armpits showing, well, it was an experiment in subliminal advertising. RocaWear clothing when up 18% with no additional advertising.
Creepy, huh?
throw up the roc alex! ha ha ha! this ish is too funny
to be safe, no mark foley AND lance bass on this entire post.
I think that’s just an urban legend about gay people having more money than straight people. As far as I know there is no real wage gap, and actually, if you think about it, it would make more sense if gay people earned less, because they do face discrimination in all but a few industries (fashion, entertainment), many of which are only available to the upper middle class.
DP and tps12: I don’t know the numbers and won’t even give an opinion, but it’s not about the earnings, it’s about supposedly having to spend less because usually there are no kids… fewer expenses means more “disposable” income. So this truth or myth, whichever it is, applies especially to gay people living together as couples.
Is he wearing a velvet blazer?
he look like one of them botti gotti boys. so ghey.
yes, the ghey’s do in fact have more disposable income. for the reasons listed above. they also consume more than the straights, but i dunno where that study is off hand.
does this roc sign not look like a vulva to anyone else? AND i spy swizz beats in the background, no?
@sasha…nah, that’s dj clue?
people tell me…why is usher the new luther, except he acts like he likes women?
and why is r. kelly the new marvin gay, exept for being a pedo-perv, he also likes to pee-pee on the lil’ girls?
and why is justin timberlake the new elvis, except he doesn’t do drugs?
why is busta rhymes the new liberace, except he doesn’t play the piano?
i need answers!
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