I should prah’lee kill myself for shamelessly swagger jacking Oh Word’s graphic concept, but I won’t kill myself just yet.
Peep this hot shit party people… The dudes that bought the ‘Bodega’ video are sending me and RAFI to the Sundance Film Festival this week to allow us to live out our dreams of partying in a white paradise. I’m loading up as much Coldplay, AVRIL LAVIGNE and Steely Dan on my iPod as I can find. White will be from the windows to the wall up in that bitch. Not even New York white either which becomes somewhat dingy due to the constant contact with colored peoples. I’m talking about that white that has never seen a real live Black person. Crazy snowshoe mountain white.
I’m gonna try and pitch the feature film edition of ‘Ghetto Big Mac’ where RAF and I make Big Macs out of Filet-O-Fish sandwiches and Chicken McNuggets. Fuck what ya’ momma told you, that shit will be bigger than ‘Spider-Man 3’. I guess I’ll go see that movie where DAKOTA FANNING gives her baby starfish up. There’s another movie they’re screening that has SAM JACKSON chaining CRISTINA RICCI to a radiator? I always suspected that this was the kind of freakadelic shit white gets into when you let them convene in the mountains.
I swear if someone even asks me to push a button in an elevator…
First point Dallas… I would avoid the “white music” on the iPod… when the white people ask what you’re listening to, they’re gonna expect you to be REPPIN’ THE HOOD, and it’ll be traumatic for everyone if you have the same music as them.
Secondly, that’s effin dope… have fun!
Finally, I just realized it IS in Utah, so maybe your first instinct about the music was right.
PEACE
if they ask you to push the button, make sure rafi is there, WITH the camera rollin.
that would be some quality ish for the double-0-7.
damn. sundance. that is unbelievable. oh word and dp DOT com are doing big things. make sure to keep us updated.
PEACE
ball-out in the snow cuz!! as for your steely dan joints, make sure you put “Kings” on there. that’s my shit (among many other choice s.d. cuts)…
Props on the come-up!!! DP. As a light-skinned Negroe have fun regaling the crowd there with a hodge-podge of ethnicities that they’re going to assume you are. I’m willing to get you $100 that at least one chick from the West Coast asks if you’re Samoan. I get that sh*t all the time from people west of the Rockies. Have fun playing in the “snow”. Pack your gloves and galoshes. Travel safe.
Have a great trip. Represent for us….just don’t take that “Michael Vick” water bottle across state lines…….
BK to the fullest!
You can probably get some good Ron Mexico in UT, just ask the right guy’s wife, or his other wife, or the other one.. well, you get the point.
Have Fun!
congrats, man. fmt salutes.
DP, true story in the ’90s I spent two years in Aspen, Colorado as a newspaper reporter/photog… was/is another incredibly melanin-challenged place. There were literally three black people in a 40-mile span except for the celebrity events… then there were at least three more!! Off the top of my head, I’m remembering Beverly Johnson (filled a ski suit nicely), Joe Morgan (not the Red Sox manager, of course) and Oaktown’s favorite ballboy, Stanley Burrell, not yet done blowing through his first $5 million.
Sounds cool….bring back a story or two homey!
^Umm please retract that last comment. The last time I said that to my peoples he came back facing a 1 – 9 . Have a good trip.
Don’t fuck around and get jammed up while you out there yo. And don’t think you safe cuz you rolling wit that white dude. And remember who you congregating wit, so don’t go up there on that New York ish.
Here’s a few things to remember……..
1. Leave all those kill White Tees at the crib.
2. Don’t go looking for no white poon. Seriously, that’s how they got Kobe.
3. Don’t let them talk you in to skiing. If that aint yo element don’t fuck
wit it.
4. Start practicing your best Uncle Ruckus routine.
If you follow these tips you should be alright. Other than that have fun and
be safe trip.
Don’t forget the Utz.
Congrats. Can’t wait to read what happens. i’ve never actually been, but have known a bunch of people who have. It sounds like one big celebrity clusterfuck/party. Get ready for some Hollywood douchebaggery of the highest degree.
good lookin’ killa! i’ll be sending all my positivity. that is huge. can’t wait for the recap. all love.
congrats dalla….im sure we will hear about it when ya get back.
EDIT: dallas
what can I say to all my peeps on the challah back? I smell y’all one hundred percent and all jokes to the wind I am going there for the opportunity to work more and NOT play more. I appreciate the support.
Don’t think your favorite blog is gonna be on pause though. Blu Cheez is getting back on his H.A.M. gristle. Your cousin Billy Sunday is on a supernatural grizzly at XXL.com and all of this is endorsed by the Cheech Wiz.
You already know what it is.
Handle your business, D!
Bring em some Jerk Chicken Patties!
Make sure you get Steely Dan’s Aja album first as you make this bold step into the music of the polar bear colony.
LOL! You funny son. White treats black folks better in Utah than they do on the east coast. You’ll see.
Oh yeah. Congrats on that for real. You cats do good work. You deserve the props.
Congrats, D…Don’t forget to put “Hey 19” by Steely on that IPOD ish…