CARTOON NETWORK = PUBLIC ENEMY #1

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I give you folks credit for being able to read between the lines and that’s why I spit some of the outlandish stuff that I do over here. I imagine that the rest of the world pretty much has my back and my sensibilities. When I read some of the comments that are posted here and I view the non-event that took place in Boston this week I begin to realize how many stupid people there are on this planet. Some people just don’t get it.

The fiasco in Boston is an attack on free speech whether you realize it or not. That fact has been sabotaged and subverted by the people that don’t want you to be able to communicate. Those lighted devices spoke to an already small fringe part of the population. The small number of us that watch ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’ laughed inside when we saw a Mooninite boy flipping the bird. It’s part of the outrageousness of those characters. The Mooninites are now a threat to homeland security?!? We ‘Toon nerds are being chased further underground in our affections for animation. What’s next? Will Early Cuyler be labeled a terrorist? I hope not, because I loooooove ‘Squidbillies’.

Cartoons like ‘The Simpsons’, ‘South Park’ and ‘The Boondocks’ will be under attack because they use their medium of simplistic shapes, soft color palettes and wild antics to illustrate to us the bigger morals of our society. The three shows I just mentioned contain more reality than the ‘White Rapper Show’, ‘The Apprentice’ or ‘American Idol’. It is in the comedy of these cartoons that truth is spoken to power. The Massachusetts law enforcement officials that have kicked down the doors of the kids that placed these ads should take a hard look at themselves and ask why their multi-billion dollar public works project is falling down on peoples heads and killing them. That’s way more destructive than any Mooninite thus far.

I don’t want my taxpayer dollars being put toward the prosecution of normal citizens. Maybe the president could take an extra minute to read some of the briefs that come past his desk and maybe the Feds might stop being so into making people fear everything. I don’t think that’s unreasonable at all. My need to laugh is directly connected to my life, my liberty and my pursuit of happyness. It’s called the Constitution. Go kill yourself it you want to take these rights away.

UPDATE: The Boston news corps should go kill themselves. The fake “terrorists” are way smarter than they are.

16 Responses to “CARTOON NETWORK = PUBLIC ENEMY #1”

  1. DEUCE says:

    Keep speaking the truth. I took the same joy in seeing the mooninite flipping the bird. And right…is this homeland security? Kicking in the door of some dude working for Adult Swim?

  2. omegaSB says:

    this shit was hilarious ……i go to school in Boston …walked right past that shit like a day before , there were a bunch of em…i found them quite comical cuz i love the show …and yes Boston sucks either way

  3. Vee says:

    Didn’t know you was a ‘Toon nerd’
    Either way there are a number of independents that will be putting out their own content via the net, mobile devices, etc. The game done changed. That underground is worldwide and easy to access.

    . . . I’ll be rocking my series very soon.

  4. sasha says:

    (a) omega you shoulda copped one. bet anything it’s worth a grip on ebay. or will be shortly.

    (b) whats the average age of bostonians? there wasn’t one person on the bomb squad that was like “that’s err, bitches”?

    (c) i’m just waiting it out to see how far the government will go to avoid saying we’re a bunch of overreacting dipshits. totally not these kids faults.

    (d) this will rock your face
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ZDrxWSl5E

    AND

    (err) i’m doing it as hard as i can! love that shit! no usher. 🙂

  5. Amadeo says:

    This is just residual tension from The Patriots getting kicked out of the playoffs. Notice the 10 other cities they were in didn’t trip. I guess law enforcement everywhere but Boston has Cartoon Network.

  6. sATaLyte says:

    Squidbillies = #1

    Has anybody else seen this shit? It’s like The Wire for Rednecks, in terms of it’s closeness to reality.

  7. Eloheem Star says:

    Millions in tax payers money went in to that covert operation to thwart out that terrorist threat. Homeland security is a govt funded cash cow. This is like when they arrested those dudes in Florida with plans to blow up the Sears Tower. Those Ninjas couldn’t afford to buy a half oz of Kush much less some explosives. What a joke. Family Guy. The Simpsons, American Dad, futurama & Drawn toghther are my faves. Adult swim is past my bedtime but I watch whenever I can.

  8. southern bred says:

    I love adult swim and although i see how its easy to put the white rapper show in with american idol and the apprentice i think u could have substituted another show (take ur pick) in its place. I didnt like it at first but its actually a decent show. outrageous..yes but it is Vh1. most the “contestants” are sincere and ego trip (elliot wilson, etc) do a great job of being comedic and light hearted but still shining light on ridiculous stereotypes and the differences between blacks n whites..kinda similiar to some adult swim shows.

    just my opinion.

  9. Robbie says:

    Master Shake = hardbody.

  10. P-Matik says:

    Boston law enforcement = MORANS

  11. RaymonWazerri says:

    Hey,
    I love what you’e doing!
    Don’t ever change and best of luck.

    Raymon W.

  12. RandyJones says:

    Looks Like Dallas is in trouble!
    Phoenix might end up blowing them all away.

    PHX vs. Det. Hmmm..Could be interesting?

  13. MaryAnne says:

    I’m not quite understanding what all this is supposed to be about?

    Must be me or something…

  14. Kenneth says:

    Just a short note to say I like your blog.

    Good job and keep up the great work!

    Kenneth

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