The Deuno is fucked the fuck up because of how it sneaks up on your azz (figuratively and literally). There you are at the urinal taking a nice piss and you feel what amounts to be a gas bubble so you grant permission to your ass to let the gas bubble pass through. Trust me, there is nothing more relaxing than letting one rip while you are releasing a Numero Uno. The only problem is when some sinister shit is brewing (figuratively and literally).
I imagine that the Deuce army has kidnapped a gas bubble and put a gun to it’s head. The Deuce army tells the gas bubble to ring the nerve alarm to let it out and they threaten the gas bubble not to alert the body defense system that they are coming out as well. As the passages are opened the Deuce army rushes out with the gas bubble. Nervous system receptacles detect moisture and materials along with the gas bubble, but unfortunately it’s already too late to prevent some leakage.
New cotton undergarments are required.
dallas penn may only be safely read one hour prior to meals.
This shit is gross, yet so true.
i need to make a mental note to not visit this site when eating a meal.
this deuce army sounds like a buncha terrorists to me….terrorists that are being funded by fruit of the loom and hanes
Maybe if you would eat so much you wouldn’t have all these shitting problems son. If you would lose weight and stop eating McDonald’s burgers with french fries on them trust you wouldn’t always run around one step away from shitting yourself.
I have done this before. It’s a horrible feeling when you’re at a point in your life where you figure you’ve mastered your bladder and bowels…knowing something could sneak up on you just erodes that confidence.
Happened to me 2 days ago.