VH-1 = 4 > FLAVOR FLAV = 0

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Is somebody expecting?

How many reality shows has FLAVOR FLAV starred in for VH-1? Four or five already, at the least. What does FLAV have to show for his time, his charisma, his star power? Dude gets flat left the second the cameras go off.

So now I propose that the next chick that is on a reality show with FLAV has to stay with him for a minimum of one year in REAL TIME not reality time (four weeks of videotaping).

Can you imagine how crazy desperate that broad will have to be? Damn my beautiful mind, that sounds like another ratings bonanza for SUMNER REDSTONE and his T.I. cabal at Viacom.

5 Responses to “VH-1 = 4 > FLAVOR FLAV = 0”

  1. Quayshah loves the Fools says:

    **the following was jacked from:
    An excerpt from
    Fools Are Everywhere
    The Court Jester Around the World
    Beatrice K. Otto

    http://www.press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago/640914.html

    The jester is an elusive character. The European words used to denote him can now seem as nebulous as they are numerous, reflecting the mercurial man behind them: fool, buffoon, clown, jongleur, jogleor, joculator, sot, stultor, scurra, fou, fol, truhan, mimus, histrio, morio. He can be any of these, while the German word Narr is not so much a stem as the sturdy trunk of a tree efflorescent with fool vocabulary. The jester’s quicksilver qualities are equally difficult to pin down, but nevertheless not beyond definition.

    The court jester is a universal phenomenon. He crops up in every court worth its salt in medieval and Renaissance Europe, in China, India, Japan, Russia, America and Africa.

    In many respects actors seem to have taken up the jester’s baton not only in entertaining their patrons, but also in offering criticism and advice no less clear for being couched in wit. Perhaps only in ancient Rome did jesters and actors overlap so much.

    Perhaps the most recent examples of the court jester are among the ritual clowns of African and American tribes whose mocking, corrective, and unbridled topsy-turvy antics have been documented by twentieth-century anthropologists. These are not all strictly speaking court jesters, in that they do not usually serve one master, belonging more to the whole tribe or village. Also, their license is often limited to specific periods, although during such festivals or rituals their freedoms and duties accord with those of the permanently privileged jester. However, there are some tribes that have had permanently appointed jesters, such as the African Wolof jesters and the Sioux “contrary,” or heyhoka, and “jesters . . . were also attached to many African monarchs. They were frequently dwarfs, and other oddities; and their duties included besides the playing of jokes, the singing of the praises of their rulers. . . . ‘But it must not be thought that these bards were mere flatterers . . . they also had licence to make sharp criticisms.'”

    Jesters are also generally of inferior social and political status and are rarely in a position (and rarely inclined) to pose a power threat. They have little to gain by caution and little to lose by candor—apart from liberty, livelihood, and occasionally even life, which hardly seems to have been a deterrent. They are peripheral to the game of politics, and this can reassure a king that their words are unlikely to be geared to their own advancement.

    or as Flav would say: “Kee, Kee, Kee, Kee!”

  2. jen says:

    Okay, I’m going to give the man the benefit of the doubt and believe he has decided to ACTUALLY PURSUE A RELATIONSHIP with the mother of his newborn child.

    Or maybe that is too much to ask of the shuffling fucktard.

  3. Goliano says:

    YEAHHHHHH BOYEEEEEE!!!

  4. Eloheem Star says:

    I think people are getting caught up in the hype of show biz. Flav is an entertainer to his core. I seriously doubt if he lost sleep over Hoopz or Deelishus. I hope dude got his money right.

  5. Kominy says:

    I have a Bradford white water heater that does not turn the gas off when it get to the set temp, what could be the problem? P.S. My unit was installed new in 2007

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