SPACEBALLS: The Sequel…

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How the fuck are you gonna try to kidnap someone in space?!? How the hell are you gonna run away? Where the fuck are you gonna hide? There are certain crimes that I know were perpetrated by white. A Black will mug your azz fo’sho. Kidnapping? Not so much.

Why did an astronaut try to kidnap somebody? Was she going to try to hide them in her spacesuit? Its crazy, but white always amazes how they stay on that kidnap steez. It’s not like they didn’t already put in hell’a work during the Middle Passage, Reconstruction and the Holocaust. I guess the world is never enough.

7 Responses to “SPACEBALLS: The Sequel…”

  1. Combat Jack says:

    Yeah, this news bit did amuse me too! Whaddup D!

  2. Amadeo says:

    Shorty didn’t learn Space is like Vegas…what happens there stays there. Dude is a damn player…hittin’ em off in space!?!?! The quality wasn’t high, but it’s space so I guess you just work with what you have.

  3. sasha says:

    funniest shit EVAR! i cannot and will not disagree when a man says that all women are crazy. clearly we are. i embrace my shit. (no homo?)

    but smart ladies, pretty ladies, fat ladies, old ladies. we wile out on some pure unadulterated bullshit on a semifrequent basis it seems. god bless us all. the bitch wore a diaper!

    pls note while ladies are crazy they are still the superior sex. toodles.

  4. esbee says:

    I lol’ed at the “not a working r/ship but less of a romantic r/ship” like WTH?

  5. “The intent was there to do serious bodily injury or death,” Orlando Police Sgt. Barb Jones, referring to a new steel mallet, knife, rubber tubing and large garbage bags that police found in Lisa Marie Nowak’s possession”

    WOW….thats love right there…real love…not that mary j. blige real love but that if find someone else ima kill em for real. Ole Marv ass broad got the rubber tubing and everything..only thing she forgot was her “mitts”

  6. P-Matik says:

    She only got $10K bond…for an ATTEMPED MURDER charge!!! I’ll let you guys mull over that one…

  7. Eloheem Star says:

    That’s some real James T Kirk pimp shit. Imagine what that Nowak chicks husband must be thinking. After the inital shock I would be getting myself a manager and hitting up the tabloid circuit. Postering myself for a book deal followed by a lifetime movie….Dark Side Of The Moon. I’d be on Oprah crying and acting all types of fool.

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