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Before I get into the stupidity of Bostonians I think that it would only be proper for me to shout out and R.I.P. the family of NBA Tight Pants legend DENNIS JOHNSON. And just when lightskint brothers were re-emerging as the paradigm for Blackness we lose an ambassador from the redboned contingent. In honor of Mr.JOHNSON I will not shave my beard when the auburn red hairs begin to appear as they are wont to do (no TIM HARDAWAY shower video).

R.I.P. D.J.

It wasn’t enough for the Boston government to be pwned by two dirty Clipsters and their Lite Brite signs as they would have liked us all to believe, but the real issue that I had with the debacle up north was that it was an egregious waste of homeland security funds. This was the equivalent clusterfuck of sending everyone to Home Depot to buy scotch tape and bubble wrap. The real hoax was the fact that the authorities decided to run a fire drill with taxpayers time and money.

So the fallout from these fake bombs continues as Turner Broadcasting forces the head of Cartoon Network to empty his office. I don’t want this dude to resign because there isn’t any programming on television that consistently entertains me like the Cartoon Network does. The folks over there brought us Sealab, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Stroker and HoopThe Brak Show, Minoriteam, Robot Chicken, and my new favorite show of all time, Squidbillies. Let’s not forget that Cartoon Network had the balls to run the Boondocks series when outlets like B.E.T. were too busy kissing that T.I. azz to broadcast anything that challenged supremacy.

If you want something progressive to do before you go on your media blackout like me then send an e-mail to the Turner Broadcasting T.I. MARK LAZARUS (LAZARUS? And some of y’all thought T.I. was a joke) and tell him to decline the resignation of Cartoon Network’s JIM SAMPLES.

Party for your right to fight.
mark.lazarus@turner.com (9-2-5)
contact@mediavillage.com (side gig)

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