I apologize to all of the loyal DP Dot Com fans that have been patiently waiting for that piffy pfft that the world’s most dangerous website is known for bringing. I’m trying to stay in the forefront of this blogosphere edutainment phenomenon and it feels like the world’s moves faster than my broadband connection sometimes. Anyhoo, with so many choices on these world wide webs I’m thankful that you spend your money here with me.
We gon’ jump off Women’s History Month with our annual Hot Ass Mess pageant. TONI BRAXTON’s twat must be on fire because for the past two years she has been airing her shit out in public. Go copp some cream for that itch TONI and I’ll still beat. Hell, even BeYONCE has hepatitis now. Or it that SASHA that was at the Sports Illustrated party?
As always, the H.A.M. movement owes a debt of recognition to Crunk and Disorderly, the mother of the this blog shit and her sister, the Concrete Loop.
The kid in the mink needs to check his bitches.
This is exactly why I gave up eating pork.
Where in the hell did yall dig up these pictures? Is it at a crack house. Or a whore house? Or were they taken at the Bootlegger house? Maybe some broke down ass house party, whatever the cases may be; it’s very clear that yall scraped the bottom of the barrel.
toni’s crotch just wears me out…
I still got love for Toni. The girl can still sang (when you can decipher exactly what it is she’s saying underneath the mumblin’) but she needs to retire the crotch ASAP. Or maybe her crotch is part of the act and is singing too. Get that crotch a microphone piece.
*hand raises*
I’d poke!!!
wdisl???
Carrrrrrrne asaDA!!!
LOTS of BOOB-age…HAM-mers..