Get Rich Or Die Trying For England’s Easter Bunnies…

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The United Kingdom’s Ministry of Defense has decided to allow the bungling British soldiers who were held captive in Iran to sell their stories to the tabloids. This was seen as a per-emptive move since the Brits are a scandalous bunch anyhoo. The accounts were likely to leak from family members and anyone remotely connected to the soldiers.

I expect to now read reports that the Iranians have long fanged teeth and they were seen drinking the blood of fetuses. Whatever it takes to sell supremacy propaganda newspapers and garner support for this next invasion.

8 Responses to “Get Rich Or Die Trying For England’s Easter Bunnies…”

  1. Vik says:

    damn. that is ree-dunk-u-lous.

    we’ve already been hearin about the “psychological torture” the britons were put through (as if we don’t practice that HERE)…..

    what’s next??????

    anything to maintain appearances, status quo, and supremacy.

  2. Vik says:

    on another note….Happy Passover and Happy Easter Dallas and fellow DallasPennDOTCOM readers

  3. Tony says:

    Eh, I’m hoping the brits are as tired as Americans across the pond are of scandal driven news and they really just pick up the tabloids to check out the page six broad . . . Although I heard that the blog hasn’t taken off quite as much over there; I guess it’s the little differences . . . Anyway, I just wanted to second what Vik noted, Happy Easter Dallas! And a Happy Passover/Easter to the (infinitively growing) number of readers here at Dallas Penn.com!!!

  4. Nigeria says:

    The girl was offered £150,000 (around $300,000) for her story, I say more power to her.

  5. Jaas says:

    “…Ministry of Defense has decided to allow the bungling British soldiers who were held captive in Iraq* to sell their…”

    *Iran

  6. evan says:

    this has all of the potential to be a triumphantly public disinformation and propaganda effort. bungling soldiers will somehow come out very clean.

  7. the_dallas says:

    Jaas – you know what I mean…

    Thanks though

  8. Gee says:

    F’em all!
    Happy Easter and stuff…
    (still manic depressed from the previous posts!)

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